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lirvilas 4th Jul 2020, 10:37 PM edit delete

Happy Fourth of July!

This scene is set in May 2020, but somehow I managed to roll it out late as hell today. On the positive side, some of you might have already noticed that the voting incentive for Top Webcomics List is uh upgraded.

Anyway, I hope you still have all your fingers and didn't burn anything! (unlike my idiotic neighbors!)

Comments:

KidCthulhu 4th Jul 2020, 10:46 PM edit delete reply

Happy Blow-Stuff-Up-Because-We-Didn't-Want-To-Pay-Taxes-To-England Day!

That's a good gag, BTW.

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:16 PM edit delete reply

I don't think there's anyone who enjoys paying taxes... I wouldn't be surprised if other aspects of "pursuit of property" (i.e. the human kind) didn't drive America's thirst for independence.

Microraptor 4th Jul 2020, 11:20 PM edit delete reply

Happy Historical Event Important To Your Nation Day to you!

Over here, we reserve everybody going crazy with burning down fireworks for New Years Eve. And now that I think about it, you may actually be in advantage for doing this in the middle of summer instead - because trying to use a lighter in a winter night's very chilly wind can be quite a pain in the ass...

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:16 PM edit delete reply

get a cigar lighter

it's the best thing short of a lightsaber

Rulerbrain 5th Jul 2020, 2:06 AM edit delete reply

Godspeed, you magnificent bastards

Over here we just have a parade and eat cake or somethin idk

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:20 PM edit delete reply

fireworks: because god gave you five fingers just in case

Mrremoraman 5th Jul 2020, 6:04 AM edit delete reply

Sounds like MY dad!

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:20 PM edit delete reply

yeesh

that's got to be hell on the property insurance rates

troy8140 5th Jul 2020, 9:58 AM edit delete reply

Asked my neighbors to take it easy this year, I had to work this morn. They kept me up until 12 am, so I gave up. Spent five hours making six Acetylene/oxygen/helium balloons. 5am this morn, set them off in their front and back yards. Woke them up, and they came out screaming. Cutesy/respect goes both ways. Luckily, shock wave didn't blow their windows out.....shucks. They being REAL nice to me this morning. LOL

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:21 PM edit delete reply

dude, why can't my local balloon supply guy get me good stuff like this?

sigpig 5th Jul 2020, 1:25 PM edit delete reply

Happy treason day, you ungrateful colonists...
#AllCountriedMatter

lirvilas 5th Jul 2020, 4:18 PM edit delete reply

eh, I think playing sidekick and then spoiler on a couple world wars cleared that ledger

I'm glad that at least part of HK relocated to Vancouver successfully, there's a lot worse options than British oppression.

NeilKapit 11th Jul 2020, 1:06 AM edit delete reply

For what I assume is the first and last time with this guy, I can relate

lirvilas 11th Jul 2020, 9:36 AM edit delete reply

Still working out the details on this character.

However, I think it's safe to say Billy would have been a lot more fulfilled if he'd lived 10,000 years ago.

BlueDragon 22nd Jul 2020, 8:44 PM edit delete reply

"An Evening at Owl Farm"

XD Gotta be a team player.

https://youtu.be/NHeSC_Ws5Ic