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lirvilas 3rd Nov 2020, 9:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Someone's got to be the adult in the adult-oriented business!
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KidCthulhu 3rd Nov 2020, 9:15 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
And with that, Donna went national...
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2020, 10:46 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
That's a long, long road.
StLOrca 3rd Nov 2020, 9:16 PM edit delete reply
StLOrca
That...makes a lot of sense, Maggie. Donna is the unlicensed nuclear accelerator of sales.
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2020, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"Making sense" and "what actually gets done" are two veeeeery different things.
jamie59 3rd Nov 2020, 9:31 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
A Grinders on every corner.
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2020, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
heh.

we'll see
sherbettcat 3rd Nov 2020, 11:14 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Dr Ass is right!
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 2:34 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
True, but Dr. Ashton doesn't have to make that pitch to Haute Coffee's owners.
Microraptor 3rd Nov 2020, 11:41 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Maggie is thinking BIG!
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 2:35 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
When she's at her best, she draws disparate threads together to weave a fundamentally different tapestry.
Phoenix In Crisis 4th Nov 2020, 12:06 AM edit delete reply
Phoenix In Crisis
Better Grinders than Starbucks, I guess.
So long as the coffee itself is up to par.
Even hotties in bikinis (or other sexy outfits) isn't really worth the effort if the joe is substandard.

I don't think it's been brought up before, has it/
How good IS the coffee?!
Rulerbrain 4th Nov 2020, 11:05 AM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Asking the real questions here
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@RB: after some thought, they use Hawaiian beans, nominally from Kona on the Big Island. However, I'll bet they cut corners and use that shit from Kauai that made me to a spit-take. I mean, these dudes are based in Indianapolis, "Hawaii" is more an idea than a place.
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 2:35 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@Phoenix: they dip a Sharpie in hot water

it's not that starbucks burnt shit, that's for sure
Wlllibald 4th Nov 2020, 5:01 AM edit delete reply
As long as it's black, sweet and strong, I'd drink it.
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 2:37 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I gotta think about this, but the coffee's probably cut with Kona beans. I love that stuff.
sigpig 4th Nov 2020, 11:44 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
I wonder what Haute Cafe's heating bill is like during the winter. There's a LOT more exposed skin that needs to be kept warm...
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 2:37 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Suppose I should put some windows on the shack... but then how would Donna lean out to show her guns?
sigpig 4th Nov 2020, 3:22 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
We have plexiglass dividers caulked over top of the takeout windows, covering them up by half. We take this COVID shit seriously up here, without all the political "masks vs freedom" bullshit. We listen to our doctors' advice and actually pay attention to science.

Speaking of "by half", I hope things are going peacefully where you and friends/family live. I know that you are fiercely loyal to your country, but you can certainly take a step outside and see why "foreigners" like myself cannot wrap our heads around the completely antiquated and corrupt method of electing your candidates. There are literally FIFTY-ONE DIFFERENT methods of voting and tabulating laws in your domestic states alone, never mind the US territories that actually matter diddly-squat to the overall picture. Please, if you have time, take a few minutes to explore the mandate of Elections Canada. It has a 100-year history of running elections in every Federal, Provincial, Territorial, and Municipal elections by-the-book (and it's an extremely...thorough...book).
FWIW, your country desperately needs a third political party. I mean, OUR Conservative Party of Canada would be slightly LEFT of your Democrats, to tell you the truth...
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I agree with everything you've said, though I'd add that ranked choice voting is necessary before third parties can be viable here. (Without significantly more invasive changes.) There are many reforms that would greatly improve the application of democracy to my troubled American people.

Glad things are finally tracking today where I don't have to you know resign something in order to keep my conscience clear.
Faiya 4th Nov 2020, 6:07 PM edit delete reply
There's a bikini barista chain in WA. When I was living there, one of the machines exploded in one of the huts and burned a barista to death.
So, yeah, Donna, get out from the shack and into the shack's corporate trailer.
lirvilas 4th Nov 2020, 6:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
pardon my french but that's fucking horrifying.

god damn
Ariane Eldar 5th Nov 2020, 3:12 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, too bad you didn't join forces with me, Psycho Ginger.