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lirvilas 15th Nov 2020, 6:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
not gonna lie, I'm durnk as fcuk pushing this page

daytime drinking should come with a warning label, yo. my poison of choice is anything "naturdays", what's yours?
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Zero Hour 15th Nov 2020, 6:04 PM edit delete reply
Zero Hour
Must be hard drawing while drunk, it affects motor skills. Usually when I drink I start slowly and end up drinking anything like it's water
lirvilas 15th Nov 2020, 6:28 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
naw, I don't get that much traction when I'm hammered, I drew this well beforehand

drunk = making an ass of myself in the CF forums

time to start shitposting
Zero Hour 15th Nov 2020, 6:30 PM edit delete reply
Zero Hour
Hey, I love to shitpost too, even when sober
lirvilas 15th Nov 2020, 6:35 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
this is why all comics artists need active comments sections, they can work out their personal problems in the privacy of their own comic pages, out of the public eye

hmm, that was fairly coherent, maybe I need to hit the scotch
jamie59 15th Nov 2020, 6:30 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Redneck Bimbo who excels at selling sand to Sheiks.
lirvilas 15th Nov 2020, 6:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"but you gotta ask yourself--where has this sand been?"
Microraptor 15th Nov 2020, 6:45 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Well, I just had a beer with the supper, and am currently waiting a few minutes to sober up a little before continuing to draw another Cryptida page...

And I have to agree with jamie here:
Donna is a ridiculous redneck bimbo - but does that exclude her from being competent?
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:49 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Like a convenient length of lead pipe, Donna is disturbingly effective.

Just don't use her on anything or anyone you don't want to thoroughly thrash.
KidCthulhu 15th Nov 2020, 7:21 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
And Donna's team increases by one hottie.
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:48 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Or is it the other way around? More on that before this arc wraps up.
Marcel 15th Nov 2020, 7:44 PM edit delete reply
Marcel
Never head of Naturdays. My drunk of choice is Deschutes Inversion IPA with a splash of Black Velvet on the top. I know Black Velvet is cheap, but there's something about the combination of flavors that I really like. I sometimes draw when I'm drunk then go back and fix it the next day. LOL!
lirvilas 15th Nov 2020, 7:54 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Damn dude! It's been a sweet minute since I've had anything by Deschutes. Putting liquor on top of their IPA has got to make some crazy shit happen on your pages...
Marcel 16th Nov 2020, 10:12 PM edit delete reply
Marcel
Uh, no, that's the marijuana.
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha ha that stuff is legal in my jurisdiction but for reasons I'll not get into it is definitely something I cannot imbibe.
sherbettcat 15th Nov 2020, 7:56 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
What's that old phrase? Write drunk, edit sober?
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:50 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
whoops, that might explain some of the lax QA around here
Jean_Q_Citizen 16th Nov 2020, 12:51 AM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
Redneck? Nah, not really. Bimbo?

Er, not really a redneck, anyhow...
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:50 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
there's "damaged goods" and then there's "damaging goods"

(see my reply to Microraptor)

you make the call
Stilldown 16th Nov 2020, 5:56 AM edit delete reply
Stilldown
Just drink and be happy. Or even unhappy and drunk is better then unhappy and sober, I guess.

image

PS: The image is from the same innocent 1970ies drinking book that also inspried Ariane's drinking timetable. Here's a picture of it on a tray (also as towel.)
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
because drinking surely helps you stay in shape

round is a shape
SchipLover 16th Nov 2020, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
SchipLover
Secretaries rule the world. Shhhhh, it's a secret.
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
unapologetically stolen
sigpig 16th Nov 2020, 12:33 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?



They're both fucking close to water...

https://steamwhistle.ca/
https://www.alexanderkeithsbrewery.com/
https://www.lcbo.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/lcbo/spirits-15/whisky-whiskey-15020/scotch-whisky-blends-15020058/t%C3%A9-bheag-scotch-whisky-949172#.X7LFT1B7lPY
https://www.lcbo.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/lcbo/star-of-bombay-london-dry-gin-446526#.X7LFfVB7lPY
And when I'm serious: https://www.lcbo.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/lcbo/islay-15020059017/lagavulin-16-year-old-islay-single-malt-scotch-whisky-207126#.X7LFu1B7lPY
lirvilas 16th Nov 2020, 1:12 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Gonna have to look into that last one--I love anything I've ever tasted from Islay.

Yeah, I'm being facetious with the Natty Light. (Because sometimes you need to hydrate.) Four Hands Brewing is my local purveyor of high quality beer.
sigpig 17th Nov 2020, 2:26 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
If you haven't had anything from Islay, then start with Laphroaig as it is one of the less-peaty ones. Lagavullin is described by my wife as "liquid dirt", but it's an INCREDIBLE liquid-dirt...
That blended one I linked is an excellent every-day Scotch. I am not in the tax bracket where drinking Lagavullin at that rate is possible... lol
DT_Colaptes 16th Nov 2020, 11:34 PM edit delete reply
DT_Colaptes
Lately I've indulging in what I call the TecaTea. Three parts Tecate to one part iced tea. Smooth as hell and you can drink it all day any socially acceptable time

When I have more time, homemade Kahlua is heavenly