Chuck of all people should know that stirring MJ's legendary "let the Heavens rain down fire upon ye sinners"-style wrath is NOT A GOOD IDEA...
Also, first glimpse of their offspring!
What's their name? I guess any name not found in the Bible was right out of the question for MJ?
Chuck: "A biblical name, huh? So... how about Judas?"
MJ: "No!"
Chuck: "Herod?"
MJ: "NO!!"
Chuck: "Oh, I know! Onan! I always liked that one!"
MJ: "AAARRRGH!!"
Chuck could always claim that he was actually thinking of the renaissance artists, who after all were creators of some of the world's most famous biblical-themed artworks...
Exodus 21:24-25
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,
Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Romans 13:4 -
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Matthew 5:
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of
old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed
adultery with her already in his heart.
Pffft, he can tell the wafer-licking bollock-devotchka that the men in the bible always have plenty of women and are really nasty-nasty with them, so she shouldn't complain if he became what she prays.
Bwha ha ha ha! I was laughing so hard at MJ's face XD XD
But I am soooo glad that Donna drew a line in the sand.
And Chuck. Good for him for doing the bare minimum and NOT cheating on his wife XD (Bar is so low XD I'm sorry, I do love Chuck's character, but I would NOT say he's a model character ;) )
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Also, first glimpse of their offspring!
What's their name? I guess any name not found in the Bible was right out of the question for MJ?
Chuck: "A biblical name, huh? So... how about Judas?"
MJ: "No!"
Chuck: "Herod?"
MJ: "NO!!"
Chuck: "Oh, I know! Onan! I always liked that one!"
MJ: "AAARRRGH!!"
Michael (MJ approves)
Raphael (MJ also approves)
Don (MJ raises an eyebrow)
Leonardo (MJ finally checks Google and words are exchanged)
Plausible deniability!
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,
Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Romans 13:4 -
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Matthew 5:
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of
old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her hath committed
adultery with her already in his heart.
you can put both in a stocking, but one leaves a lot more bruises when you swing it
But I am soooo glad that Donna drew a line in the sand.
And Chuck. Good for him for doing the bare minimum and NOT cheating on his wife XD (Bar is so low XD I'm sorry, I do love Chuck's character, but I would NOT say he's a model character ;) )