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lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 4:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Hey, I hope y'all are weathering this corona virus thing more-or-less. I know some of you are a fair bit older than my middle-aged self, so for god's sake go to ground and don't take any unnecessary chances.

So that all said, I know the stock market is probably the furthest thing from your mind (I wonder if Kimberly-Clark is cleaning up hur hur hur) but I'll tell you what I'm so goddamn glad I have an aggressively cautious money manager. Because I would like to retire sometime.

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Microraptor 14th Mar 2020, 4:15 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
I bet Donna is wishing that she could submerge completely, or better yet, just swim away...
lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
A submarine wouldn't be a bad place to be right now.
sigpig 15th Mar 2020, 11:39 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Well, it's long, hard, inhabits moist compressed environments, and full of seamen. Should suit Donna perfectly...
chk 14th Mar 2020, 5:28 PM edit delete reply
chk
I went out last week an bought a pissload of groceries. I plan to hibernate for the duration.
lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Apparently Netflix's stock price has been getting hammered a little less than everyone else.

Also on the schedule for entertainment: the game of "what's going to go bad first" with the produce!
BUMBLEBEE 14th Mar 2020, 7:04 PM edit delete reply
BUMBLEBEE
I’m not even going to look at the stock market for the next three months...
lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
For all a "certain someone" has touted the stock market as a sign of their success, they sure haven't done a very good job of reassuring investors with any semblance of coherent leadership.
Jean_Q_Citizen 15th Mar 2020, 12:07 AM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
Sell oil, buy grocery chains. And especially buy TP manufacturers. For we are all now The Great Cornholio, forever asking, "Do you have TP?"
lirvilas 15th Mar 2020, 11:45 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
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Andrew_C 15th Mar 2020, 3:42 AM edit delete reply
Andrew_C
Love how they are managing to embarrass Donna
lirvilas 15th Mar 2020, 11:44 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Don't you love it when you're over at someone else's house and the hosts get back into a long-running argument that you really really don't need to hear about?

Yeah.
BlueDragon 30th Mar 2020, 4:44 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Damn it XD
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 6:49 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
FORCED HUMOR

I'm getting less idiotic about these, I swear
...(RockB) 31st Mar 2020, 10:38 AM edit delete reply
...(RockB)
Looking at the gestures, Ashley talks about something double the size than what Carol Anne talks about.

(Retiring sometime... sounds like a good plan.)
lirvilas 31st Mar 2020, 12:41 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
well, I took it more as an "I"m exasperated" kinda gesture, but yeah, I suppose he could be talking about the length of his... investing history?