<<First Latest>>
Short 106
Average Rating: 5 (10 votes)
<<First Latest>>

New Infinite Scroll Mode Subscribe to my Patreon!

Author Notes:

lirvilas 6th Jun 2021, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
"The right way, the wrong way, and the Army way"

Dumb joke but mandatory!
Post a Comment

Comments:

jamie59 6th Jun 2021, 11:24 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
I agree Commando & a short skirt is great.
lirvilas 7th Jun 2021, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
something something air cooled weapons
Octopus Ink 7th Jun 2021, 12:27 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Wordplay.
lirvilas 7th Jun 2021, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
the lowest form of humor!
Microraptor 7th Jun 2021, 9:32 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
What camouflage thongs are for?

Duh!

"We shall fight on the beaches..."
lirvilas 7th Jun 2021, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ol' Winston obviously meant "britches"
sigpig 7th Jun 2021, 10:29 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Just like camouflaged condoms - so they won't see you cumming...
I know that up here, ladies are given a budget for bras (sexy lingeree is not covered) every year, since the military (rightfully) can't adequately stock the myriad sizes and shapes required. This way, ladies can get the latest and greatest supportive technology for free, and are more comfortable than they would be otherwise.
All military members get the same underwear - CoolMax-style boxer briefs. I actually beta-tested them when I was on a leadership course. They are infinitely better than the plain, olive green, cotton boxers that were issued for decades...
lirvilas 7th Jun 2021, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha south of the border we might get issued undergarments but they get tossed aside pretty quickly
Marcel 7th Jun 2021, 8:32 PM edit delete reply
Marcel
I was a fan of Commando Cody when I was a kid. It took me a long time to figure out how he got his nickname!
lirvilas 7th Jun 2021, 11:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
when you go behind enemy lines you gotta pack light

so you can leave some lines of your own apparently
Marcel 7th Jun 2021, 11:46 PM edit delete reply
Marcel
Hm, could'a been Jet Man or The Brown Streak instead.
lirvilas 10th Jun 2021, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
lol, you should go work marketing for ToyCo
BlueDragon 22nd Jun 2021, 9:31 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
I mean, there are benefits to commando...?

I wouldn't think in middle of war...but...eh?

Maybe the camo thongs are part of a reward system. We used to get little rewards at the Park Service if we did really well with something or a bunch of visitors sang our praises...watches, cups, tote bags. It was called something.

Then the Feds or someone put the kibosh on that, and it became the "Star Award," and we just got a reward bonus if we did well with a certificate.

I still have my heavy duty, US made tote bag. Pretty damn sturdy XD

Geez, this whole comment is TMI. But I'm gonna post it!
lirvilas 22nd Jun 2021, 10:57 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
uh... glad the park service never handed out underwear, it would probably be made out of bark
BlueDragon 22nd Jun 2021, 10:59 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Don't forget the poison ivy ;)
lirvilas 22nd Jun 2021, 11:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
o_0