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lirvilas 18th Mar 2020, 10:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
I swear to god this will all make sense at some point.

Talking about COVID-19, that is.

Anyway, if you're feeling like getting a disease, as far as I can tell Illinois's exotic dance clubs are still open as of tonight.

In case you were wondering.

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Mrremoraman 19th Mar 2020, 4:51 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Give it to the working girls, like the mail service, they don't shut down.
troy8140 19th Mar 2020, 7:27 AM edit delete reply
The Silver Bullet in Champaign/Urbana is actually been packed to the doors lately. I drive by it every night, had to laugh at all the poor guys standing in line to get in. They look just like all the guys standing in line at the new pot dispensary....eager to get something, then totally let down afterwards...LOL.
lirvilas 26th Mar 2020, 1:54 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Seven days later... they all coming down with diseases yet?

(by that I mean the pandemic du jour, not an STD)
Microraptor 19th Mar 2020, 9:28 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Well, it's kinda complicated for exotic dancers to do their work at ho- no wait that actually exists.
Probably one of the main applications for webcams.
sigpig 19th Mar 2020, 1:19 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Checked them all out personally, have ya?
lirvilas 20th Mar 2020, 4:42 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ah

ah I don't know if I should answer that
Thracecius 19th Mar 2020, 4:48 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
Go figure. O.O
lirvilas 19th Mar 2020, 5:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
yeah, like if there was ONE entertainment source that the governor was gonna shut down, you'd think it would be this
Firefly Jelly 10th Apr 2020, 9:45 AM edit delete reply
Firefly Jelly
I guess it depends on how far the workers stay from the customers...
There was that one strip joint in Oregon, I believe, that did close down, but the workers are now doing grocery delivery, wearing their work clothes. Humans adapt.
lirvilas 10th Apr 2020, 10:21 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Oh my golly gosh goodness, no wonder it costs $20 to deliver a tall drink of water... Instacart's got nothing on that!