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lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 9:20 PM edit delete
lirvilas
OK I've heard y'alls suspicions in the comments, here's Donna's.
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KidCthulhu 24th Aug 2021, 9:22 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
I stand by my previous comment...

Meth Kerri; not even once.
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 11:12 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
hey

when you gotta get shit done...
Faiya 24th Aug 2021, 9:37 PM edit delete reply
Aww, but I need my morning dose of Kerrimene!
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 11:11 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha don't we all!
sherbettcat 24th Aug 2021, 9:39 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
*raises hand*
Is DAT ASS a drug?
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 10:01 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
winner of today's comment section!
by unanimous decision!
sherbettcat!!!
Microraptor 24th Aug 2021, 9:43 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
You serve one mob boss their Monday coffee, and suddenly everyone suspects you of sticking neck deep in the criminal underworld!
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 11:12 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
yeah I don't know if you have a choice on *not* serving someone who's "connected" exactly what they want when they want it
jamie59 24th Aug 2021, 9:46 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
You mean she's selling a little Coffee with her Meth or was it the other way around?

I originally thought she was just selling a little Tail on the side.
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 11:13 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
coffee for nothin' and the tail's for free
jellyfishin 24th Aug 2021, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
jellyfishin
After seeing Maggie's remark, I'm gonna be the weird one out and say that Kerri's unusually high tip money is due to a more tame reason: some coffee places have a limit on how many espresso shots can be added to a drink, and espresso shots can be pricey, so caffeine-addicted customers are probably tipping her a whole bunch extra as a means to pay under the table for extra shots.
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha I did not know that, thanks!

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Spelledeg 24th Aug 2021, 10:54 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Having worked at a Starbuck I can confirm. At least with the cold brew that was uncut we weren't allowed to sell larges due to caffeine content. Idk about espresso shot limits tho, since we had people order 16 oz worth of shots on occasion.

Disgusting.
lirvilas 24th Aug 2021, 11:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@spellz: so you're saying I can go buy more 5.56 ammo than I can carry but I can't buy a gallon of cold brew?! I thought this was America?

as far as espresso goes, them heart palpitations aren't going to happen by themselves!

edit: to be real, this was inspired by the mad love the audience threw your way on the guest page! something something jealousy ha ha ha
sigpig 25th Aug 2021, 11:58 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
so you're saying I can go buy more 5.56 ammo than I can carry but I can't buy a gallon of cold brew?! I thought this was America?
Two words: Lawn Darts.

Also: the darker the roast, the less the caffeine.

I bet Kerri pured Aisel a double of Bombay Sapphire (at the very least - Rangpur is excellent, and so is Star of India). Or Tanqueray 10. On the other hand, Aisel's tastebuds must have done her wrong in the past to want GIN as her Monday additive. The botanicals in good gin (and all the crap in shitty gin) would...clash...with the espresso shots. On the gripping hand, how the hell do you FROTH gin?
Spelledeg 25th Aug 2021, 12:13 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
@Sigpig I was picturing some bastardization of an espresso martini, but presented like a classic espresso macchiato, not the Sbux latte version. Probably is like a bombay sapphire though bahahhaa

anyway, if it's iced or like a hot-cold it wouldn't have to be iced. That said hot-cold throw back coffee drinks are a special kind of hell.
Ariane Eldar 25th Aug 2021, 2:49 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffft, not sure if I would buy my stuff from a flokatihead...but I have a friend who's looking for a job as barista.
lirvilas 26th Aug 2021, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
better be packing your bags too, Ariane

Donna ain't the maid of honor
Ariane Eldar 27th Aug 2021, 2:48 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
I am packing and coming!!! Wait... the bride could suggest the costume for the maid of honor...pffft, this will work out fine.
Meanwhile, if Donna needs a new Barista, there's still Ethel, the customers love milfy-milfs like "hands" Schybel.