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lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 4:03 PM edit delete
lirvilas
and that's why they call it a "cockpit"

edit:

ALSO THIS IS HAPPENING WOOT

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Mrremoraman 30th Mar 2020, 4:37 PM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Does Dana have standards of any kind?
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 7:51 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
As you'll see, the further Donna gets from Anvil Flats, Illinois, the fewer the self-imposed obstacles to seeking pleasure.

But in general she's interested in experienced dudes, emphasis on the gender, huge emphasis on the plural.

So all them horny young bucks aren't getting any action--unless they've brought the rest of the football team.
steveha 30th Mar 2020, 4:40 PM edit delete reply
steveha
"I expect both of your resignations on my desk in an hour."

"You don't understand, sir... it was Donna Panks."

"Oh, why didn't you say so earlier? I'm going to have to give you both a slap on the wrist, but I'm also signing you both up for six months of mandatory counseling sessions. Congratulations and my deepest sympathy."

There have to be a lot of people in the "Mile High Club" by now but Donna is in her own very special category.
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 11:51 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I don't know if you've ever had the displeasure of working with pilots, but no way in hell is anyone getting disciplined for this

they'd probably promote the co-pilot and give 'em both their pick of routes (Amsterdam FTW)

I don't know why they allow those dudes to marry, tbh
BlueDragon 30th Mar 2020, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
God, I love the look of pure joy on her face XD

Also, mic is hot XD
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 11:53 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
...generating an audio file that will be replayed endlessly under the guise of "training"
jamie59 30th Mar 2020, 5:13 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
LOL! I thought this before I saw your comment Lirvilas. That's another definition o Cockpit.
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 11:52 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
it occurred to me that if I'm writing a dirty comic

maybe I should have dirty comics
Microraptor 30th Mar 2020, 7:26 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Donna should call her pubic area the Bermuda Triangle - because it's the reason why airplanes mysteriously disappear...
sigpig 30th Mar 2020, 7:47 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Oddly enough, that was my nickname for an ex's pedunda. Things get lost in there...
lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 7:52 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@both of you bastards:

if I could ban commenters... lol