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lirvilas 2nd Oct 2021, 10:31 PM edit delete
lirvilas
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KidCthulhu 2nd Oct 2021, 10:36 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
So she made a Star Wars porn parody before such things were trendy? Definitely sign her up!
lirvilas 2nd Oct 2021, 10:42 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
this is roughly 2014, so I wouldn't assume there's anything groundbreaking happening here

still though, great taste
Microraptor 3rd Oct 2021, 10:30 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Ah nice, a timeframe!

Well, let's see...
It's a few years before Childhood's End...
Tona is either already in prison or involved in the shenanigans before that...
It's somewhat before the events of the re-booted Autumn Bay...
Ariane Eldar is (probably) still in Oblivion's Gate...
And it's during the earliest parts of Cryptida...
Stilldown 3rd Oct 2021, 3:04 PM edit delete reply
Stilldown
Checking back, I just found that TOBT started in 2014. So Ariane at this time has already founded her new Theater, but is still on tour with the old crew (Grumpy George, Larissa and Eric De Winter) in the first lorry. So she's probably at the Dreumex center doing her "Capture Of The Witch" play.

Having this connection, I might add to the chronology of stories in the TTS23 thread.
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 3:59 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
man, life seems intent on punching me in the face repeatedly

at least, that's my excuse for not being more involved in you know anything
Stilldown 3rd Oct 2021, 4:04 PM edit delete reply
Stilldown
Never mind, I have just uploaded the new timeline... I will announced it in the thread soon.
BlueDragon 13th Nov 2021, 5:00 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
OMG @KidCthulhu

Is that the parody I'm thinking of, with the 80s rockstar motif and cheesy feathering of every scene (I have not watched much porn...shocking I know? But in college my friends and I had a bad movie night with one, and I can never remember its name).
Octopus Ink 3rd Oct 2021, 12:54 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
It's 'always' a porn film because that's the only type of film that ever gets any attention, notice and/or feedback.
Even if you're sick of such things, you'll still watch.
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 10:49 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Brian Morningstar doesn't watch adult films for their plot

he watches for the cinematography
nunya 3rd Oct 2021, 10:19 AM edit delete reply
Given the audio coming from the computer I'm guessing a Crocodile Dundee 2 parody. You know, the scene where Mick compares knives with the two would be thieves? And the image on the screen would have Donna bent at the waist, either pulling up her dress or pulling down her pants to reveal her full moon.
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 10:48 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
it's a line out of Star Wars: A New Hope

but you are totally correct regarding the visuals
nunya 3rd Oct 2021, 10:24 AM edit delete reply
Here's one quick continuity note for you that you can feel free to ignore. I suspect it was an effort to show how far back in her past the scene was, but Donna's 10/2 lipstick is red and today she's back to green with no apparent time lapse from one strip to the next.
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 10:47 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha good catch; it's been corrected

I would guess that Lightbringer Studios also has these sorts of problems
sigpig 3rd Oct 2021, 12:33 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
So THAT'S where Jen and her baby-daddy got their cosplay outfits...
(Does he have the same...accuracy...issues Stormtroopers demonstrate?)
(Now you can't un-see it...)
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 7:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that's fucked up

love it
sigpig 4th Oct 2021, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Does he say "Pew Pew" at the appropriate time? While missing the target completely?


The quote "There's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction." has a whole new meaning...
Spelledeg 4th Oct 2021, 7:50 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Sigpig I cracked up reading this like i almost spit out my tea oh no
lirvilas 4th Oct 2021, 11:37 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@sig:

impressive

most impressive
Ariane Eldar 3rd Oct 2021, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, speaking of Lightbringer Studios...
Another poster for a movie that could have been great...
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2021, 7:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
dug through the archives on this

muddled, violent, roughly edited

this is a superb Lightbringer property