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lirvilas 30th Oct 2021, 7:30 PM edit delete
lirvilas
An apology! It's totally from Donna! About stuff!
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Octopus Ink 30th Oct 2021, 7:51 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Hey, at least there was a human with a pulse there to witness the occurance.
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 10:40 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Donna has surprisingly high mechanical dexterity; she did grow up detailing and repairing pre-owned automobiles. And on any given day she's more liable to have more sympathy for a cracked engine block than a fucked up employee
jamie59 30th Oct 2021, 8:02 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Take one Espresso Enema & call me in the morning.
KidCthulhu 30th Oct 2021, 8:46 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
You channeling Dr. Ashton? ^_~
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 10:41 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
more like a vinegar enema

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talking about the coffee maker, ya pervs
Microraptor 31st Oct 2021, 7:30 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Your business has a serious work culture problem if the employee who gets the best treatment is the damn espresso machine...
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 10:50 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I seem to recall that Stilldown has an automatic coffee maker in his comic that is having "morale" problems

send it over to Donna's garage
Microraptor 31st Oct 2021, 3:22 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Oh, I suppose you mean this thing?
It will appear in Cryptida very soon actually!

(Here is a panel of a robot-drone refilling it...)
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sigpig 31st Oct 2021, 10:07 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
The next step is negotiation, followed by outright threats, "percussive maintenance", "vivisection" and "eviceration", and finally "putrification".
Of course, preventative maintenance (cleaning, descaling, lubrication, filter changes, o-ring replacement (see what I did there?), and system checks) will help keep it from fucking up.
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
how much do you wanna bet that Mrs. Schibel hasn't done a damn thing about preventative maintenance?

author insight: the apology isn't from Donna and it isn't to the espresso machine
sigpig 31st Oct 2021, 12:56 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
The last thing her mom said to her?
Her last voicemail/text?
joviansmiles 31st Oct 2021, 8:04 PM edit delete reply
joviansmiles
is this foreshadowing motherhood?
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 9:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Donna can't become a mother, so no.

also: if she had to care for a young child, she'd go from 28 years old to pushing 50 in the space of five years, she would not handle that well at all
Thracecius 5th Nov 2021, 11:05 AM edit delete reply
Thracecius
Donna may be a hot mess, but I can't help but like her because of moments like this one. I think if she weren't under constant stress she might mellow a bit, but who knows, maybe she thrives on adversity?
lirvilas 11th Nov 2021, 7:48 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Donna's not into her thirties, I think a lot of people mellow as they get older and have a bit more perspective.
Thracecius 15th Nov 2021, 1:50 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
I absolutely agree with you, lirvilas, it made a difference for me, and I'm well past my 30's now.
BlueDragon 13th Nov 2021, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
I love this one XD

Also, good choice on Bitches Brew ;)