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lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 9:15 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Happy Halloween! Naomi the witch is featured for now, but the vote incentive is updating at midnight Central Daylight Time!
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KidCthulhu 31st Oct 2021, 9:19 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
"Handjob Machine" is her username on a very shady website ^_~
lirvilas 31st Oct 2021, 9:20 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Mrs. Schibel was rather disappointed to find out the actual content of The Handmaiden's Tale...
jamie59 31st Oct 2021, 9:45 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Handjob! She can do much better than that. It'd be more lucrative too.
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:44 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
You gotta factor in efficiency; when she goes manual she can multitask
Octopus Ink 1st Nov 2021, 12:38 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Aw, somebody just wants a little love and attention...
Can you say "barking up the wrong tree", kids?
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:44 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Attention? Sure. Love? Hell no!
SchipLover 1st Nov 2021, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
SchipLover
OOPS,she just spilled the beans on how she gets her large tips.
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:45 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Which brings into question all the other baristas’ large tips
Microraptor 1st Nov 2021, 11:11 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Careful with you line of argumentation there, Mrs. Schibel...
It might occur to Donna that a handjob machine doesn't belong in a coffee shack!
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:45 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Especially if it runs off of 450V and/or high amperage circuits
sigpig 1st Nov 2021, 11:35 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Re: TWC. New meaning to the term cock-tail dress. Only thing missing is a cigar.

Also - as previously noted and canon - carpal tunnel syndrome is a thing. So is Tommy John surgery (as opposed to Tommy Lee surgery, amirite?).
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:47 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah, Karen Schibel is aiming to hurt herself

with that dress
NeilKapit 1st Nov 2021, 11:57 PM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
Somehow I expect the Grinders employees unionizing would result in things getting worse for everyone involved
lirvilas 3rd Nov 2021, 7:47 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Unions are for employees… I’ll bet Donna keeps everyone on “independent contractors” status
sigpig 3rd Nov 2021, 8:59 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
That also protects her, as Donna can always claim "Well, she's an independant contractor, I'm not responsible for her actions". That being said, as far as the baristas are wearing bikinis, there is really no other dress code, so they can wear whatever bikini they want.

Look at the latest "Hooters" fiasco...
BlueDragon 13th Nov 2021, 5:42 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
We are all just meat machines...we break down even if we're taken care of o_O

"Your machinery is too much for me."