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lirvilas 22nd Apr 2020, 8:31 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Hey all. Sorry for fucking up yesterday and not getting this out as promised.

Apparently there are consequences for drinking half a bottle of whiskey in one sitting.

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Next week shit is going to get a little more "current events". Stand by!
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Microraptor 22nd Apr 2020, 9:21 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Hopefully Maggie and Donna won't make their pitch in these outfits (blood-soaked shirt and nothing, respectively).
lirvilas 22nd Apr 2020, 9:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Don't underestimate them!

Maggie's about to become a national hero, and Donna is, well, she's Donna.
jamie59 22nd Apr 2020, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
T & A can sell anything.
lirvilas 23rd Apr 2020, 9:51 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I'd argue that the more mundane the product, the more effective T&A is--paper towels, check; oven cleaner, check; payroll systems software, maybe.
NeilKapit 23rd Apr 2020, 1:46 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
It’s probably best left to the imagination but if you ever want an idea for a quick update that expense report of Donna’s would work wonderfully
lirvilas 23rd Apr 2020, 9:46 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
heh heh that's not a bad idea

standby
Mrremoraman 23rd Apr 2020, 8:36 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
I got a feeling they'll get over it, considering how afraid her boss is to fire her
lirvilas 23rd Apr 2020, 9:46 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Unfortunately "what have you done for me lately" is the watchword for sales people.
sigpig 23rd Apr 2020, 12:23 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Lirv, haven't you learned by now that Olde Claymore(TM) doesn't agree with you?

As for the bottle - half a Mickey isn't all that much. If it's the above blend, I'm afraid that it may only be sold by the litre...
lirvilas 27th Apr 2020, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
well excuse me if some of us aren't Canadians raised on brown liquor from birth

and I'll have you know that Scotch agrees with me, it's just that everything else about my situation does not agree with Scotch or its ensuing sense of unease
BlueDragon 19th May 2020, 1:13 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
XD The report...I'd hate to be the person logging the purchases.

Oof, all my co-workers at the State were thrilled when I got approved for a company credit card, because of the insane amount of work you have to do to track your purchases -_- Geez, it was a job in and of itself.

Also, compliments to how well you do the voices. I guess I just noticed how distinct everyone's speech patterns are, and that's not an easy task (and it's often overlooked by people.) Kudos!
lirvilas 19th May 2020, 1:52 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
after seeing what Donna's done, that poor accounting tech will need a shower

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Maggie Ashton is a very bizarre creature and I have several pages of Prof's writing to reference, so she's tough but not impossible. It's when I'm making throwaway characters or minor but recurring folks that I have to deliberately what they're going to sound like... I spend a lot of time muttering to myself.
Marcel 20th Jun 2020, 3:55 PM edit delete reply
Marcel
I do too. Oh, you mean for your comic!
lirvilas 20th Jun 2020, 4:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@Marcel: ha ha ha the comics are pretty much my excuse to my family for the crazy murmurs.

"It's OK, my husband is a writer."