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New Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 29th Jun 2020, 8:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
The Fourth of July is coming up.

You know, that holiday where we Americans celebrate independence from a King.

Maybe I should draw some smut a tasteful pinup... let me know you ideas.
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Mrremoraman 29th Jun 2020, 8:15 PM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Loser Gimp lol
lirvilas 29th Jun 2020, 8:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
one of those terms was included primarily to shoehorn in a reference!

not sorry
sigpig 30th Jun 2020, 10:32 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Something, something, mask...
lirvilas 30th Jun 2020, 2:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
The Gimp knew how to socially distance!
Phoenix In Crisis 29th Jun 2020, 8:17 PM edit delete reply
Phoenix In Crisis
Refresh my memory - who's Billy?
Have we met him?
lirvilas 29th Jun 2020, 8:32 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"Billy" is the name I settled on for this guy.

I guess I could say that he's already been on camera... as the "stunt dick" on this page and another page too.
Microraptor 29th Jun 2020, 10:02 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
- Usually I am all for getting some steaming hot coffee into my hands - but what Maggie needs right now is some friggin' sleep, so caffeine may be a bit counterproductive there...

- Doesn't Jen get a say about Donna bringing another woman into her boyfriend's house?

- Double D Cup; call it "The Donna"!
lirvilas 29th Jun 2020, 10:23 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
-no rest for the wicked

-Donna... could probably get away with a lot of terrible evil no good things when it comes to relationships, but as I hope I'm demonstrating she can be surprisingly kind. No, Maggie won't be stealing Jen's man today.

-ha ha ha I knew that pre-building that whole side of the coffee shack would eventually result in some cheap laughs
sigpig 30th Jun 2020, 10:36 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Wait until one of them starts lactating - they could seriously up-charge for the "special cream"...
lirvilas 30th Jun 2020, 2:24 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
@sig: at some point a pregnancy will be a plot point, or at least the locus of bad jokes

@sig: the board of health would be very disappointed with that suggestion
Candralar 30th Jun 2020, 12:19 AM edit delete reply
Candralar
I'm getting caught up on some pages. Great stuff as always!

I love the Pulp Fiction reference!
lirvilas 30th Jun 2020, 2:17 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Glad to hear it! That movie blew my mind the first time I saw it. Can’t believe it lost Best Picture to Forrest Gump, a Tom Hanks vehicle that nobody remembers.
Candralar 30th Jun 2020, 11:05 PM edit delete reply
Candralar
Pulp Fiction is one of my favorite movies from the 90s.

As far as that other movie - Forrest What? Forrest Who? That sounds like it might possibly be vaguely familiar. I think Tom Hanks might have been that one hit wonder guy from Bachelor Party maybe?
Ariane Eldar 30th Jun 2020, 2:45 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
That guy must be very desperate if he has to bolty-bolt flokatiheads for pay. Couldn't he just rob a bank instead?
lirvilas 30th Jun 2020, 2:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
He *has* a job, he’s Jen’s “manager“ at the coffee shack... which means he draws a salary for doing nothing.
Ariane Eldar 30th Jun 2020, 3:20 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffft, you mean coffee-pimp?
lirvilas 30th Jun 2020, 3:27 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ha ha ha so true

Edit: I reserve the option to turn this thought into a page
Ariane Eldar 30th Jun 2020, 3:47 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
I'll show up personally and collect my fee.
sigpig 30th Jun 2020, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Where are you going to pack those fudge muffins?
lirvilas 1st Jul 2020, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Right on Donna's muffin top

Donna might get a little rounder as the years go by if she doesn't get back to the gym!
BlueDragon 1st Jul 2020, 11:50 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Is he in a suit?
Ja ja ja, those actually creep me out.

The suits, not persons w/ disabilty o_O

Man, let me tell you: getting an espresso machine is LIFE CHANGING. (Buy the good stuff in bulk, OD on life itself XD XD XD)
sigpig 2nd Jul 2020, 1:29 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Saeco by Philips Electronics.
I push a button, and the machine grinds the beans (burr grinder), tamps them down, steams the water through, automatically froths the milk (if you so desire), and spits out the used beans. It makes INCREDIBLE coffee...
lirvilas 2nd Jul 2020, 2:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Daaaaayum.

There are mid range laptops that don't cost as much as those machines!
BlueDragon 3rd Jul 2020, 7:24 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
I was highly suspect when my fiancee decided to get one...it is a complex machine.

Ours is not as fancy as sigpig's machine XD XD Ours is kinda manual? I guess? I dunno, because I refuse to learn how to use it. I've watched it done.

I am not a barista, and told him flat out I'd make regular gas station coffee, but I was not gonna spend the amount he does on his coffee o_O But I'm a convert from tea: I still gotta have my cuppa when really stressed.

But it's a win/win for me, because now he brings me my coffee half the time. Score!
sigpig 3rd Jul 2020, 3:25 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
The last one we got was $450CAD, so you don't have to sell a kidney to get one. They last years when maintained properly, and we love the coffee. It's one of our few real "luxuries" that travels wherever we can drive. Isn't there a "Humans are Space-Orcs" trope that humanity simply Cannot. Ever. Function. without coffee?
lirvilas 3rd Jul 2020, 11:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Lirv: "I only drink coffee for the texture"

Lirv's significant other: "I told you to clean that filter!"