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lirvilas 16th Aug 2020, 12:05 PM edit delete
"I know you're trying to help, Donna... but just stop."
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Mrremoraman 16th Aug 2020, 12:18 PM edit delete reply
That's a good question, dear author:

Microraptor 16th Aug 2020, 12:20 PM edit delete reply
Oh, this pregnancy is not necessarily the end of all your dreams, Jen - who knows where to you'll one day have to accompany your kid...

Disturbingly though, Donna is not exaggerating...
BUMBLEBEE 16th Aug 2020, 12:36 PM edit delete reply
Donna has superior risk management skills.
lirvilas 16th Aug 2020, 1:46 PM edit delete reply
somewhere down the road in a discussion with Maggie we'll get some more insight on why Donna is always gonna be a heartbreaker and never a homemaker
Ariane Eldar 16th Aug 2020, 1:30 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Because doing amateur bolty-bolting? Believe in the pill.
jamie59 16th Aug 2020, 8:08 PM edit delete reply
Jen that's why you use protection.
lirvilas 18th Aug 2020, 9:50 PM edit delete reply
that's why her damn boyfriend shoulda used protection

(suddenly I have flashbacks to that damn "just the tip" comic)
DT_Colaptes 16th Aug 2020, 11:36 PM edit delete reply
Miles and miles of dick implies - to me - at least 4 miles of dick.

4 miles is 21,120 ft, or 253,440 inches

The average dick is about 6 inches long

To ride miles and miles of dick, Donna has conservatively ridden 42,240 dicks (2.112 Chamberlains).

If each individual thrust counts toward the mileage total, then the math is different #MathRules
lirvilas 17th Aug 2020, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
I think the most disturbing bit in your comment is the use of "Chamberlain" as the unit of measure

how did that dude even walk much less play ball?
DT_Colaptes 17th Aug 2020, 11:54 PM edit delete reply
He was indeed one of the freakest athletes in the history of American sports

Overdramatic Highlight Montage (from past his prime)

I mean it's almost alien
NeilKapit 20th Aug 2020, 12:32 AM edit delete reply
“Strange” is certainly an interesting choice of adjective for the content
lirvilas 20th Aug 2020, 10:00 AM edit delete reply
As opposed to "familiar"

which has some disturbing implications for Donna's reputation in the local area
BlueDragon 11th Nov 2020, 11:15 PM edit delete reply
Poor Jen...trying to be serious and lament, and Donna's joking around. Maybe it'll lighten the mood?
lirvilas 13th Nov 2020, 11:33 AM edit delete reply
It's kinda interesting to see--via comments--where you effectively start rolling your eyes and say "Lirv, you weird"

but yeah, sometimes humor helps deal with the serious stuff, and sometimes it just comes across as dismissive

Donna toes that line here
BlueDragon 13th Nov 2020, 1:42 PM edit delete reply
Don't mind me, most of my comments are essentially me talking to the "TV." I'm one of these when I watch (or read) something. I know Donna can't hear me, but I'll be talking at it!