Considering that "kidnapped by your company's CEO" isn't exactly an easy to guess scenario, Donna at the moment has quite probably yet no clue what the heck is going on - so kudos for her apparently already having hatched some idea how to proceed!
I am not really sure how anyone making less than $100k a year can rock Starbucks five days a week. That's a hell of a lot of 5.56mm you could be stockpiling instead...
is a mary sue with her shirt off still a mary sue?maybe that's Donna's tragedy, to have the mind of a tactical genius trapped in the body of a hooker
maybe Someone Important will recognize this later this chapter
how to proceed: full speed into a brick wall!Bunny ears make great handle bars.