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lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 12:01 PM edit delete
Learn something new every day!

(hat tip to cirlaya for pointing to the actual, horrifying treatment for lethal boners)


I'm going to replace the TWC vote incentive sometime this weekend, if you haven't gotten in there to see it, take a look now!
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sigpig 19th Sep 2020, 12:17 PM edit delete reply
I see Donna has some...residue...around her mouth...

Also, is that the outfit Jen wore for Gretch Jr when she got knocked up?

Also. FIRST! I always wanted to do that...
lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 6:00 PM edit delete reply
I don't know what you're talking about break out the blacklight

Also, assuming I can get away from the rigors of PLOT or CURRENT EVENTS there is plenty of fertile ground to explore in Jen's love of cosplay/roleplaying

Also. dude, as seen from the timestamp in my author's comment... lol
KidCthulhu 19th Sep 2020, 12:29 PM edit delete reply
At least they're unconscious...
lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 6:00 PM edit delete reply
Donna Panks: Angel of Mercy

also I deleted your duplicate comment, let me know if that was intentional
KidCthulhu 19th Sep 2020, 6:18 PM edit delete reply
No, that was just my awful WiFi being awful WiFi. Thanks.
jamie59 19th Sep 2020, 12:30 PM edit delete reply
That sounds painful even when it's someone else.
lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 6:03 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, it's like how half of us twitch when we see a dude take a however well-deserved kick to the junk

except this is way grosser
Mrremoraman 19th Sep 2020, 1:50 PM edit delete reply
Try getting a biosafety certification NOW!
lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 6:05 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor 19th Sep 2020, 2:43 PM edit delete reply
Wait, are you saying that lethal boners are a thing that actually exists!?

Great. Now that I learned that, I can't un-learn it...
Jay042 19th Sep 2020, 5:07 PM edit delete reply
That's why Viagra has that warning about erections lasting more than three hours.
lirvilas 19th Sep 2020, 6:21 PM edit delete reply
@Micro: I just like the phrase, tbh

@Jay: it turns out those weren't tic tacs
Jean_Q_Citizen 20th Sep 2020, 2:16 AM edit delete reply
So, given my main character's 24/7 horniness-on-main, does this mean if one of Alvery's one-night-stand guys gets one of those from being with her, she has a license to kill? XD
lirvilas 20th Sep 2020, 8:06 AM edit delete reply
that is a question for the lawyers, tbh, whether for a given mission it's weapons free on heart attacks, priapisms, and dehydration lol

also, here's someone else who has probably run into that problem, I recommend asking her
cirlaya 21st Sep 2020, 5:21 AM edit delete reply
I'm not aware of priapism ever being lethal in the real world. Untreated, however, it does cause erectile dysfunction. So, yes, it's possible to have an erection that lasts for several hours, but you'll never be able to become erect (naturally) again.
Microraptor 21st Sep 2020, 10:25 AM edit delete reply
Thanks for clarification, cirlaya!

(It sounds still scary, but also kinda poetic/ironic - as if you are using up your lifetime's supply of erection all at once...)
lirvilas 21st Sep 2020, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
a bad priapism means no more erections?

and you're saying that's not lethal?