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lirvilas 29th Sep 2020, 10:21 PM edit delete
apologies, had to detour with this one because I got distracted by something on TV

anyway, no judgement, everybody's a freak, it just comes out differently for different people
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DT_Colaptes 29th Sep 2020, 10:54 PM edit delete reply
I've heard people suggest that in piercing fetishes, the piercing acts as a psychological proxy for a filled orifice.

Do with this information as you will
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:13 PM edit delete reply
In Donna’s case that’s probably pretty close to the truth.
jamie59 29th Sep 2020, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
She has a lot of fun with metal detectors.
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:17 PM edit delete reply
this... may be a recurring joke
KidCthulhu 30th Sep 2020, 5:41 AM edit delete reply
And you thought Derek Smalls had a tough time with metal detectors!
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:16 PM edit delete reply
TBH I don't know if Jen has ever flown anywhere--she thinks Indianapolis is far away
jawbone 30th Sep 2020, 5:41 PM edit delete reply
... especially when they're turned up beyond eleven.
Ariane Eldar 30th Sep 2020, 8:11 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffffft, shoggoth-poo! He should get her a medroxyprogesterone acetate injection!
sigpig 30th Sep 2020, 8:31 AM edit delete reply
Way too late for that... lol
Ariane Eldar 30th Sep 2020, 11:45 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, for Wabbits, after diaper-maggot is before diaper-maggot.
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:22 PM edit delete reply
not to tip my hand, but y'all have a LOT in common with Donna on this matter
sigpig 30th Sep 2020, 8:39 AM edit delete reply
No word of a lie, this actually happened (my wife was right there with me).
Shortly after 9/11, my wife and I took a vacation from Southern Ontario to Florida. At that time, the TSA was augmented by National Guard/Regular Force/Reserve military personnel.
As I was commenting to my wife that it would be a fairly easy, humerous trick to field-strip one of the M-16s that were dangling off their shoulders by a LONG sling, a VERY perky, tanned, STACKED blonde got to the metal detector. Of course, she caused it to beep.
The young soldiers used the wands on her, just as the Aegis goons are doing to Jen. With extremely similar results.

The soldier that did the majority of the...interacting...managed to get her phone number...
SchipLover 30th Sep 2020, 9:27 AM edit delete reply
Think she might have thanked him for his service?
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:18 PM edit delete reply
@Sig: god bless young people

@Schip: lol, you just won the comments section
Microraptor 30th Sep 2020, 11:08 AM edit delete reply
Okay, at first glance a reasonable security measure: A metal detector for revealing any hidden weapons.

Given Jen's outfit though... where do they think she could hide anything!!??
lirvilas 30th Sep 2020, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
it's canon that in the Lirverse women can always conceal a pistol
Guest 30th Sep 2020, 5:44 PM edit delete reply
Implants - the extra silly-koan[sic] hides them.
lirvilas 3rd Oct 2020, 10:46 AM edit delete reply
Glock should no kidding make a pistol out of silicone