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lirvilas 24th Nov 2020, 10:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
Oh you damn well knew I couldn't stay away! See you at the Defense Systems Expo, Stilldown and Microraptor! I hope you're bringing more than those delicate, fragile dreams airships!
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jamie59 24th Nov 2020, 10:54 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Pregnant girlfriends is why literally is safer than figuratively.
lirvilas 25th Nov 2020, 4:54 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
incidentally, this is why "buggery" sounds similar to "Bulgaria"

go look it up some time
jamie59 25th Nov 2020, 7:18 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Never confused British slang with the country of Bulgaria.
Microraptor 24th Nov 2020, 11:14 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
It seems that in her current state Jen would be indistinguishable from the dirigibles...
sigpig 25th Nov 2020, 4:02 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Airships are graceful, lighter-than-air means of transportation.
A woman in the extreme-late third trimester are anything but...
lirvilas 27th Nov 2020, 8:15 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
time for some quick child support lawyer math
June July August September October November
Jen's probably beginning/middle third trimester
and she's beautiful y'all
Ariane Eldar 25th Nov 2020, 2:26 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffffft, who brings a pregnant bollock-devotchka to the trade show?! If they want to sell her as balloon, paint some red and white stripes on her!
Wlllibald 25th Nov 2020, 3:56 AM edit delete reply
And there was I thinking that if enough survived after this year's event that MARSEC might be there next year.
lirvilas 25th Nov 2020, 5:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Oh, I'm sure this expo will be an utter sh*tshow, a clusterf*** for the ages.

No way is MARSEC avoiding that... you know, I think I need to go high and right with this, hype it even further.
BlueDragon 19th Dec 2020, 3:56 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
This whole page had me laughing so fucking hard! XD XD I love it! (the jokes, obviously not Jen's dilemma).
lirvilas 21st Dec 2020, 11:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
if I can reach 10% of the Tarantino limit then it's a good day

whatever that means
BlueDragon 22nd Dec 2020, 12:45 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Oh shit! I just got the "needs to deliver" joke. XD Sonnava XD

Had to re-read when I checkout this comment.