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lirvilas 1st Mar 2020, 6:30 AM edit delete
Happy March! Dropping this early because 1) getting paid early is nice and 2) we gotta get a move on with the continuity.

Also, I hope your HR department isn't as gross as Maerc's.


I hope you spent your Leap Day in a harmonious and productive manner. I spent mine with an upper respiratory infection and a list of chores as long as your arm. They should almost just remove Leap Day from the week, make it something that exists outside of the calendar, that's what it would take to get my shit sorted!
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jamie59 1st Mar 2020, 7:54 AM edit delete reply
Not last night! So when did you dip your wick in Donna? How many times? Enquiring minds want to know.
lirvilas 1st Mar 2020, 8:59 AM edit delete reply
Unlike Donna's can, none of that is going to be revealed anytime soon.
Microraptor 1st Mar 2020, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
At least old Elliot isn't in charge anymore - he took the term "terminating employees" way too literal!

(Also, get well soon lirv! Hopefully it's not coronavirus!)
lirvilas 1st Mar 2020, 9:01 AM edit delete reply
DID YOU KNOW: I killed off Elliot because I got tired of forgetting how many "t"s are in his first name?

Ha ha ha, you're talking about cult corporate headquarters! These guys are about three steps underneath that.

cough cough
Seabiscuit 6th Apr 2020, 1:46 PM edit delete reply
Hahahha the facial expression there just kills me
lirvilas 6th Apr 2020, 1:58 PM edit delete reply
totally not drawn off a mirror