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lirvilas 17th Dec 2020, 11:01 PM edit delete
I seriously use the comments section as inspiration for some of these.

yeah I know about the shoe thing, you know who I'm talking to
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sherbettcat 17th Dec 2020, 11:21 PM edit delete reply
Tits and Ass can't solve every problem? He's obviously not familiar with Einstein's law of Tits and Ass!
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 6:52 AM edit delete reply
A subset of Einstein’s Theory of Moral Relativity
SchipLover 18th Dec 2020, 9:04 AM edit delete reply
Perfect, Lirv. Must have missed that day in Ethics 101.
sigpig 18th Dec 2020, 1:24 PM edit delete reply
I thought it was "Moral Selectivity"?
KidCthulhu 18th Dec 2020, 5:58 AM edit delete reply
She knows her clientele well ^_^
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 6:53 AM edit delete reply
Better than they know themselves, apparently.
jamie59 18th Dec 2020, 7:06 AM edit delete reply
T&A has been good for Donna so far. Women know a good way to a man's bank roll is through his fetishes.
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 7:15 AM edit delete reply
That doesn’t only apply to men and money! Help anyone with their frustration (sexual or otherwise, though sex is one of the most powerful motivators) and you can often get what you want
Microraptor 18th Dec 2020, 7:49 AM edit delete reply
If all you have is a hammer...

Luckily, Donna also has a brain in addition to tits and ass, so it's more like she has a... hammer and a screwdriver?
SchipLover 18th Dec 2020, 9:08 AM edit delete reply
A hammer is a very versatile tool. I watched my master pound things together and pound things apart. When frustrated, he just pounds things. (He's much calmer afterwards.)
Microraptor 18th Dec 2020, 10:35 AM edit delete reply
I reckon though that for Donna, "pounding things" might have entirely different connotations...
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 12:24 PM edit delete reply
@both of you: this is why I bother to show up! too funny
SchipLover 18th Dec 2020, 2:01 PM edit delete reply
That song "El Condor Pasa"...." I'd rather be a hammer than a nail" ..... seems Donna prefers being nailed.
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 10:39 PM edit delete reply
Raise you another hammer for ya yammer!
sigpig 18th Dec 2020, 1:27 PM edit delete reply
It could be worse, he could be into armpits. Or flatulence. Or balloons. Or adult diapers. Or...
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 1:31 PM edit delete reply
what's wrong with balloons

ironically enough I made the art on this page before I finalized the punchline... because you know, a comic that ends in a jab at a particular fetish should probably show its characters' feet
sigpig 18th Dec 2020, 1:45 PM edit delete reply
It all depends on how he likes his feet. There are those who "enjoy" pretty, dainty, nice-smelling lady feet. Feet that have been freshly cleaned and pedicured.
While we have seen Donna shower, we can assume that her feet are clean - at least at the beginning of the day. During "normal" times, she would be wearing lirv's favourite footwear - red stripper heels. By then end of the day, those feet wouldn't be approachable...
Right now, as part of her "work uniform" we have seen Donna in running shoes. Believe you me, after at lest 8 hours of slinging coffee alone your feet get QUITE the workout. Imagine the condition they would be in.

THAT is the foot-fetish that cop has - the one for feet that have been walked on in constricting tennis shoes for an eight-hour shift, with all the accumulated sweat and toe-jam; NOT the dainty, freshly-scrubbed-and-scented ones...
lirvilas 18th Dec 2020, 1:57 PM edit delete reply
dude answer my question

what the fuck is wrong with balloons
sigpig 19th Dec 2020, 11:19 AM edit delete reply
They squeak worse than inflatable sheep...
Ariane Eldar 19th Dec 2020, 2:52 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Speaking bout the devil's heels....
I had to pay that coffee-shack a visit anyway. Still have to talkie-talk a word with you, Psycho-Ginger.

lirvilas 20th Dec 2020, 2:10 PM edit delete reply
Like I've said before, Donna and y'all would get along spectacularly... and I mean that in the "lots of fireworks" sense.
BlueDragon 19th Dec 2020, 4:31 PM edit delete reply
I know I've had people show me clips of a woman depressing the gas as porn (it was the cleanest porn I'd ever witnessed o_O)

This is the closest I could find XD
lirvilas 20th Dec 2020, 2:10 PM edit delete reply
if you don't count the carbon emissions

dirty dirty
BlueDragon 20th Dec 2020, 3:40 PM edit delete reply
XD Ah! You got me there XD True that!
NeilKapit 21st Dec 2020, 8:51 AM edit delete reply
Glad I could help inspire a joke in the previous comments section, well played
lirvilas 21st Dec 2020, 9:27 AM edit delete reply
dialogue is like bonsai, gotta prune it

and your comment led me to much tighter dialogue than the first draft