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lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 4:01 PM edit delete

Hey, I hope y'all are weathering this corona virus thing more-or-less. I know some of you are a fair bit older than my middle-aged self, so for god's sake go to ground and don't take any unnecessary chances.

So that all said, I know the stock market is probably the furthest thing from your mind (~~I wonder if Kimberly-Clark is cleaning up hur hur hur~~) but I'll tell you what I'm so goddamn glad I have an aggressively cautious money manager. Because I would like to retire sometime.

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Microraptor 14th Mar 2020, 4:15 PM edit delete reply

I bet Donna is wishing that she could submerge completely, or better yet, just swim away...

lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:08 PM edit delete reply

A submarine wouldn't be a bad place to be right now.

sigpig 15th Mar 2020, 11:39 AM edit delete reply

Well, it's long, hard, inhabits moist compressed environments, and full of seamen. Should suit Donna perfectly...

chk 14th Mar 2020, 5:28 PM edit delete reply

I went out last week an bought a pissload of groceries. I plan to hibernate for the duration.

lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:08 PM edit delete reply

Apparently Netflix's stock price has been getting hammered a little less than everyone else.

Also on the schedule for entertainment: the game of "what's going to go bad first" with the produce!

BUMBLEBEE 14th Mar 2020, 7:04 PM edit delete reply

I’m not even going to look at the stock market for the next three months...

lirvilas 14th Mar 2020, 7:10 PM edit delete reply

For all a "certain someone" has touted the stock market as a sign of their success, they sure haven't done a very good job of reassuring investors with any semblance of coherent leadership.

Jean_Q_Citizen 15th Mar 2020, 12:07 AM edit delete reply

Sell oil, buy grocery chains. And especially buy TP manufacturers. For we are all now The Great Cornholio, forever asking, "Do you have TP?"

lirvilas 15th Mar 2020, 11:45 AM edit delete reply

Andrew_C 15th Mar 2020, 3:42 AM edit delete reply

Love how they are managing to embarrass Donna

lirvilas 15th Mar 2020, 11:44 AM edit delete reply

Don't you love it when you're over at someone else's house and the hosts get back into a long-running argument that you really really don't need to hear about?

Yeah.

BlueDragon 30th Mar 2020, 4:44 PM edit delete reply

Damn it XD

lirvilas 30th Mar 2020, 6:49 PM edit delete reply

~~FORCED HUMOR~~

I'm getting less idiotic about these, I swear

...(RockB) 31st Mar 2020, 10:38 AM edit delete reply

Looking at the gestures, Ashley talks about something double the size than what Carol Anne talks about.

(Retiring sometime... sounds like a good plan.)

lirvilas 31st Mar 2020, 12:41 PM edit delete reply

well, I took it more as an "I"m exasperated" kinda gesture, but yeah, I suppose he could be talking about the length of his... investing history?

Candralar 10th Jun 2020, 11:49 PM edit delete reply

I had a feeling there were two possible reasons Carol Anne was with him.

lirvilas 11th Jun 2020, 6:34 AM edit delete reply

... and those are both of them!

Jazz Nevermore 20th Jul 2021, 2:49 AM edit delete reply

I don't think I've laughed this hard in years.

lirvilas 21st Jul 2021, 7:54 PM edit delete reply

I went away from using captions pretty quickly... glad to hear you like this page.