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lirvilas 7th May 2021, 11:25 PM edit delete
we are only support systems for our cell phones
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jamie59 7th May 2021, 11:28 PM edit delete reply
As far as super powers go that would be lame.
lirvilas 7th May 2021, 11:31 PM edit delete reply
eh, for all his adamantium Wolverine ain't anything more than a glorified machine for opening Labatts
jamie59 7th May 2021, 11:34 PM edit delete reply
But I want his healing power. Forget the claws.
lirvilas 7th May 2021, 11:36 PM edit delete reply
I hear you! Getting ripped up by broken bottles is a shitty party foul
steveha 11th May 2021, 2:45 AM edit delete reply
I really like the original story for Wolverine: he only had one mutant power, healing. So the government said "hey, he can heal from anything so let's keep cutting him open and inserting upgrades." So they cut him open and reinforced his bones, cut him open and gave him claws.

I think he also has an excellent sense of smell but I'm not sure it rises to the level of a superpower or not. And he's got lots and lots of training. But he only has one core mutant power.

Then later someone decided that he always had the claws, that all the government did was put adamantium on the natural bone claws he had. And I was like... "Huh?" What's next, he naturally was born with a bone Glock in his body somewhere and they'll reinforce that with metal and he'll be able to shoot bullets?
Octopus Ink 8th May 2021, 12:13 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
So, exactly what "Stuff" did Maggie put in her?!
sigpig 8th May 2021, 11:50 AM edit delete reply
Maggie didn't say she DID, only that she CAN.
-3- 8th May 2021, 11:37 PM edit delete reply
...and what delivery system did she use?
lirvilas 10th May 2021, 8:07 PM edit delete reply
TBD, I make this stuff up on the fly

a 10 TB flash drive with all of Fire Sword's lab notes
Ariane Eldar 8th May 2021, 3:11 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffft, Jo, anybody can just put stuff into you! Quite-quite a beginner are you, eh?
lirvilas 10th May 2021, 8:08 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor 8th May 2021, 8:42 AM edit delete reply
You don't choose the cyborg life, the cyborg life chooses you!
(At least if you fall into the clutches of some ethically challenged Autumn Bayan, like Drake or - in this case - Maggie...)
lirvilas 10th May 2021, 8:08 PM edit delete reply
all silly comics aside, that's a very true observation about cyborg life