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lirvilas 21st May 2021, 11:47 PM edit delete
lirvilas
um

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Anyway, speaking of butts, I put a new voting incentive out there a couple days ago
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Call me Tom 22nd May 2021, 1:04 AM edit delete reply
It's because it's easier to take off medical gowns if they close at the back when someone is laying on a bed. Plus as for the ass thing ever had to slide a bedpan under some quickly? Your thankful for quick access then!
KidCthulhu 22nd May 2021, 2:03 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
No no no, you're not supposed to undermine a good sodomy joke with logic ^_~
lirvilas 23rd May 2021, 7:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
lol

I reserve the right to steal these words for a future retort from Dr. Ashton.
-3- 22nd May 2021, 1:25 AM edit delete reply
-3-
In this case, i believe it's purely for audience gratification.

I feel gratified.
lirvilas 23rd May 2021, 7:05 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
how dare you accuse the author of pandering

this is a serious work of immense gravity
-3- 23rd May 2021, 8:43 PM edit delete reply
-3-
Accuse?
Never, Sir!

I Applaud.

Anyone can pander, but few can do so while carrying serious work of immense gravity.
(It's hell on the back muscles)
jamie59 22nd May 2021, 7:36 AM edit delete reply
jamie59
Well Jo when you get shafted there's nothing blocking access. Besides it's your best feature. Incentive you're the Rainbow Thong Man.
Microraptor 22nd May 2021, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Once again, poor Jo is...

...the butt of the joke.

*bada-dish*
lirvilas 23rd May 2021, 7:07 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
god damn dude

puns are a capital crime in fifteen countries
Octopus Ink 22nd May 2021, 8:59 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Never mind why it opens in the back, why is it SEE-THROUGH?!
(Not that I'm complaining...)
lirvilas 23rd May 2021, 7:07 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
something something COVID

that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Ariane Eldar 22nd May 2021, 9:55 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffffffft, reread the ending of Justine, Jo.
lirvilas 23rd May 2021, 7:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
doesn't she get shafted by a bolt of lighting?

also, why are we referring to French morality plays?
Ariane Eldar 24th May 2021, 5:09 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, not just by the bolt of lightning...
And...french have morality?! Shoggoth-poo!