Just like camouflaged condoms - so they won't see you cumming...
I know that up here, ladies are given a budget for bras (sexy lingeree is not covered) every year, since the military (rightfully) can't adequately stock the myriad sizes and shapes required. This way, ladies can get the latest and greatest supportive technology for free, and are more comfortable than they would be otherwise.
All military members get the same underwear - CoolMax-style boxer briefs. I actually beta-tested them when I was on a leadership course. They are infinitely better than the plain, olive green, cotton boxers that were issued for decades...
Maybe the camo thongs are part of a reward system. We used to get little rewards at the Park Service if we did really well with something or a bunch of visitors sang our praises...watches, cups, tote bags. It was called something.
Then the Feds or someone put the kibosh on that, and it became the "Star Award," and we just got a reward bonus if we did well with a certificate.
I still have my heavy duty, US made tote bag. Pretty damn sturdy XD
Geez, this whole comment is TMI. But I'm gonna post it!
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
Duh!
"We shall fight on the beaches..."
I know that up here, ladies are given a budget for bras (sexy lingeree is not covered) every year, since the military (rightfully) can't adequately stock the myriad sizes and shapes required. This way, ladies can get the latest and greatest supportive technology for free, and are more comfortable than they would be otherwise.
All military members get the same underwear - CoolMax-style boxer briefs. I actually beta-tested them when I was on a leadership course. They are infinitely better than the plain, olive green, cotton boxers that were issued for decades...
so you can leave some lines of your own apparentlyI wouldn't think in middle of war...but...eh?
Maybe the camo thongs are part of a reward system. We used to get little rewards at the Park Service if we did really well with something or a bunch of visitors sang our praises...watches, cups, tote bags. It was called something.
Then the Feds or someone put the kibosh on that, and it became the "Star Award," and we just got a reward bonus if we did well with a certificate.
I still have my heavy duty, US made tote bag. Pretty damn sturdy XD
Geez, this whole comment is TMI. But I'm gonna post it!
uh... glad the park service never handed out underwear, it would probably be made out of bark