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lirvilas 3rd Jul 2021, 2:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
"consulting": the world's oldest profession
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KidCthulhu 3rd Jul 2021, 2:12 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Donna needs to take a certain blonde as a severance package. I'm sure Carol Anne can sling coffee.
lirvilas 5th Jul 2021, 1:12 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Carol Anne is pure evil, Donna needs to stay away
jamie59 3rd Jul 2021, 2:47 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Speaking of world's oldest profession who's ass is that peeking out of the bottom of the frame?
Jean_Q_Citizen 3rd Jul 2021, 5:27 PM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
Now, now, get your mind out of the gutter. He's clearly sitting at a table, eating two large cheeseburgers...

...and damn, those buns are fine!
lirvilas 3rd Jul 2021, 6:02 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
LOL

I’ll be completely real: the reason that I punch these comics out so fast is for comments like this
Microraptor 3rd Jul 2021, 6:35 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
@ Jean_Q_Citizen:
Ashley Tyler and Augustus Alexander are in the middle of reenacting the infamous "Steamed Hams" sketch! ;-D
steveha 4th Jul 2021, 4:09 PM edit delete reply
steveha
I'm trying to imagine what exactly is going on in that last panel. My guess is that he just sniffed several lines of cocaine off a stripper's bare bottom.

I'm boring enough that my first interpretation is that he is in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, and we are seeing his knees. But his red-shaded face means something.

When people snort lines of cocaine, don't they get a sort of messy white mustache? That would be a good addition to the last panel. If panels like that last one are going to happen again in the future, maybe you can add more and more white powder mess. (He's getting so rich he doesn't even care if half the cocaine ends up on his face instead of inside his nose.)
Microraptor 3rd Jul 2021, 5:22 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Next time Tyler comes to her for getting him out of hot water, she should refuse to help him unless certain conditions are agreed upon and explicitly stipulated in the contract...
lirvilas 3rd Jul 2021, 6:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Follow up comics will convey that Donna has been more than adequately financially compensated.

it’s not what you’re paid, it’s how you’re paid
sherbettcat 3rd Jul 2021, 5:29 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
The man is trying to play the bongos, Donna. Let him off the phone.
lirvilas 5th Jul 2021, 1:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
pretty sure you don't use a drumstick on the bongos

I could be wrong
Tsath 3rd Jul 2021, 7:05 PM edit delete reply
One of these days he's going to tell her to save his ass, and she'll hang it out to dry.
Guest 5th Jul 2021, 11:31 AM edit delete reply
Tyler: "DONNA! How could you do this to me?!"

Donna: "In business, they call this...doing business."
lirvilas 5th Jul 2021, 1:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
the primary dude who might be interested in employing Donna to fuck up Tyler like that is unfortunately not interested in employing Donna
Andrew_C 5th Jul 2021, 6:48 AM edit delete reply
Andrew_C
If that's what's going to happen, she might as well become an independent consultant, charge what she's worth (plus an asshole tax for him) and supply her unique skills to other businesses as well.
lirvilas 5th Jul 2021, 1:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
yeah, what's obvious to us is obvious to her

time to GTFO
BlueDragon 4th Sep 2021, 2:22 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Okay, Tyler's an asshole, but that is a funny joke XD
lirvilas 4th Sep 2021, 10:38 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that's the problem with assholes, they've usually got pretty spot-on biting humor
qka 26th Sep 2021, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
The story was originally "Ali Baba and the 40 Consultants", but they had to tone it down for the kiddies.