"Who's the father?!"
Seriously, Don, would she be here wasting time talking to you in broad daylight after an assumed absence of, I'd guess 5 to 7 months, if it belonged to ANYBODY ELSE?!!
Also Don, small thing relative to the rest of the narrative here, but you’re just as responsible on the birth control front as her... had you conducted yourself a little more responsibly ...
to steal from another commenterlooks like Don won his game of "Russian Roulette"
Seriously, Don, would she be here wasting time talking to you in broad daylight after an assumed absence of, I'd guess 5 to 7 months, if it belonged to ANYBODY ELSE?!!
also the question is needed to set up the punchlineI bet I'm not the only one who until now simply assumed that Donna's name was just due to Don being an incredible narcissist.
And what is your excuse, Joseph Drake, and also the Timothys??Sometimes the characters write the story more than I do.
Vexatious Russian? Check.
Vexatious female? Check.
Vexatious female, redheaded, Russian? Beware the Red Army...
(BTW - I imagine "Puck - Ancient Fairy of Lore" would deliver the same news in the same way in the same situation; but with more beatings...)
also, re: beatings, I hope you enjoy the next page
XD Oh geez...