After seeing Maggie's remark, I'm gonna be the weird one out and say that Kerri's unusually high tip money is due to a more tame reason: some coffee places have a limit on how many espresso shots can be added to a drink, and espresso shots can be pricey, so caffeine-addicted customers are probably tipping her a whole bunch extra as a means to pay under the table for extra shots.
Having worked at a Starbuck I can confirm. At least with the cold brew that was uncut we weren't allowed to sell larges due to caffeine content. Idk about espresso shot limits tho, since we had people order 16 oz worth of shots on occasion.
so you're saying I can go buy more 5.56 ammo than I can carry but I can't buy a gallon of cold brew?! I thought this was America?
Two words: Lawn Darts.
Also: the darker the roast, the less the caffeine.
I bet Kerri pured Aisel a double of Bombay Sapphire (at the very least - Rangpur is excellent, and so is Star of India). Or Tanqueray 10. On the other hand, Aisel's tastebuds must have done her wrong in the past to want GIN as her Monday additive. The botanicals in good gin (and all the crap in shitty gin) would...clash...with the espresso shots. On the gripping hand, how the hell do you FROTH gin?
@Sigpig I was picturing some bastardization of an espresso martini, but presented like a classic espresso macchiato, not the Sbux latte version. Probably is like a bombay sapphire though bahahhaa
anyway, if it's iced or like a hot-cold it wouldn't have to be iced. That said hot-cold throw back coffee drinks are a special kind of hell.
I am packing and coming!!! Wait... the bride could suggest the costume for the maid of honor...pffft, this will work out fine.
Meanwhile, if Donna needs a new Barista, there's still Ethel, the customers love milfy-milfs like "hands" Schybel.
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
MethKerri; not even once.when you gotta get shit done...
Is DAT ASS a drug?
by unanimous decision!
sherbettcat!!!
I originally thought she was just selling a little Tail on the side.
Disgusting.
so you're saying I can go buy more 5.56 ammo than I can carry but I can't buy a gallon of cold brew?! I thought this was America?as far as espresso goes, them heart palpitations aren't going to happen by themselves!
edit: to be real, this was inspired by the mad love the audience threw your way on the guest page! something something jealousy ha ha ha
so you're saying I can go buy more 5.56 ammo than I can carry but I can't buy a gallon of cold brew?! I thought this was America?Two words: Lawn Darts.
Also: the darker the roast, the less the caffeine.
I bet Kerri pured Aisel a double of Bombay Sapphire (at the very least - Rangpur is excellent, and so is Star of India). Or Tanqueray 10. On the other hand, Aisel's tastebuds must have done her wrong in the past to want GIN as her Monday additive. The botanicals in good gin (and all the crap in shitty gin) would...clash...with the espresso shots. On the gripping hand, how the hell do you FROTH gin?
anyway, if it's iced or like a hot-cold it wouldn't have to be iced. That said hot-cold throw back coffee drinks are a special kind of hell.
Donna ain't the maid of honor
Meanwhile, if Donna needs a new Barista, there's still Ethel, the customers love milfy-milfs like "hands" Schybel.