Whenever I stay in a hotel, I get the EXACT OPPOSITE feeling of "super turned on", thinking about all that monkey-sex.
I usually wind up sleeping in the tub.
Oh, I know stuff is done in the tub, but, my twisted logic allows me to believe that
A) The tub is too cramped and cold (when empty) to do any of the really messy interesting stuff, and
B) The soap and water in a full tub will wash away most ALL of the ick.
C) "critters" would be easier to spot, and thus AVOID, in a tub.
and D) I trust that housekeeping to bleach a tub more often than I trust them to bleach sheets.
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
I usually wind up sleeping in the tub.
and dude
dude, what do you think they do in that tub?!
A) The tub is too cramped and cold (when empty) to do any of the really
messyinteresting stuff, andB) The soap and water in a full tub will wash away
mostALL of the ick.C) "critters" would be easier to spot, and thus AVOID, in a tub.
and D) I trust that housekeeping to bleach a tub more often than I trust them to bleach sheets.
No foooling
I"m not serious, not at all
Oh... you didn't? You were the hot shot?
Well, you know what that means, right?
Once, we checked behind a couch in a room we were staying in, and found a pair of panties o_O We pushed the couch back and pretended we didn't see it.
oh boy
I'm glad I'm highly competent at mentally compartmentalizing shit
also: ha ha ha nice hotel you found there
But...I did find oyster mushrooms on the property, and boy howdy did that make up for it XD
Mushrooms and dirty underwear B-)
In a weird coincidence I’m starting an oyster Mushroom grill kit tonight
Enjoy!
(and no, they were growing out of a log outside on one of their wooded paths XD)