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lirvilas 1st Apr 2020, 10:05 PM edit delete
and that's why they bleach the sheets


on a less gross note, THERE'S THIS the latest team up from Microraptor/Lirvilas
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Phoenix In Crisis 1st Apr 2020, 11:04 PM edit delete reply
Phoenix In Crisis
Whenever I stay in a hotel, I get the EXACT OPPOSITE feeling of "super turned on", thinking about all that monkey-sex.
I usually wind up sleeping in the tub.
lirvilas 1st Apr 2020, 11:38 PM edit delete reply
thank god I'm not on a bunch of travel right now

and dude

dude, what do you think they do in that tub?!
Phoenix In Crisis 1st Apr 2020, 11:46 PM edit delete reply
Phoenix In Crisis
Oh, I know stuff is done in the tub, but, my twisted logic allows me to believe that
A) The tub is too cramped and cold (when empty) to do any of the really messy interesting stuff, and
B) The soap and water in a full tub will wash away most ALL of the ick.
C) "critters" would be easier to spot, and thus AVOID, in a tub.
and D) I trust that housekeeping to bleach a tub more often than I trust them to bleach sheets.
Mrremoraman 2nd Apr 2020, 4:33 AM edit delete reply

No foooling

I"m not serious, not at all
lirvilas 2nd Apr 2020, 10:21 AM edit delete reply
You ever have an employee who was vital to your organization's success despite the fact that you found them personally aggravating?

Oh... you didn't? You were the hot shot?

Well, you know what that means, right?
Microraptor 2nd Apr 2020, 12:22 PM edit delete reply
And on the other end of the line, Tyler is like:
lirvilas 6th Apr 2020, 8:27 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon 8th Apr 2020, 9:55 PM edit delete reply
I often think of that...and am grossed out, but not nearly as horrified as my partner (he's way more uptight about that than I am.)

Once, we checked behind a couch in a room we were staying in, and found a pair of panties o_O We pushed the couch back and pretended we didn't see it.
lirvilas 8th Apr 2020, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
the number of damn hotels I regularly stay in...

oh boy

I'm glad I'm highly competent at mentally compartmentalizing shit

also: ha ha ha nice hotel you found there
BlueDragon 8th Apr 2020, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
XD Yeah...it was for a friend's wedding, and whole resort was booked, so we didn't want to cause a fuss for their big day XD

But...I did find oyster mushrooms on the property, and boy howdy did that make up for it XD

Mushrooms and dirty underwear B-)
lirvilas 8th Apr 2020, 10:29 PM edit delete reply
I hope the mushrooms weren’t in the room X)

In a weird coincidence I’m starting an oyster Mushroom grill kit tonight
BlueDragon 8th Apr 2020, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
That is amazing! I am dead jealous. They, and morels, are my favorites :3


(and no, they were growing out of a log outside on one of their wooded paths XD)
Jazz Nevermore 6th Jun 2022, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
NO, Donna, NO! Bad Donna!