Another person's sex toys are like their tools: You don't use them. You don't touch them. You don't even suggest you might. Not unless they offer first.
Wow, you're really leading up to it, aren't you?!
You're gonna have Donna go "Michael Myers" on half of Anvil Flats!
Welp, I guess I'll go pop some popcorn and find a comfortable spot to watch the rest of this poor, damaged woman's gradual psychotic break.
Since I fully expect that Don has sold the cars his progeny were actually driving AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT, no matter WHO'S name is on the pink slip or who actually PAID for the thing, a decision like this wouldn't be a far reach...
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
You're gonna have Donna go "Michael Myers" on half of Anvil Flats!
Welp, I guess I'll go pop some popcorn and find a comfortable spot to watch the rest of this poor, damaged woman's gradual psychotic break.
unless it involves office furniture
checks notes to see if there's a vibrator called an "apple"and it's always important to fertilize the grass before winter
I couldn't help letting out a breathless, "Oh no she didn't!" when I read this one. Some things should never be shared.
Even if I forget to or simply don't respond, I read them all
and yeah, this is one of my grosser pages!