Listen, I'm not going to be modest and say that it doesn't take all of my extensive educational background including my Masters Degree to produce this level of literature!
Too bad. They may be missing an opportunity for virtual bands/acts. Imagine the Internet cooperation that would be needed to play the music with a large group of musicians all playing from their homes in harmony...
It takes a lot of education to create tasteful material like that
I'll bet the PhDs are the ones writing professional porn.
Might still be.