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lirvilas 1st Dec 2021, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
ATTENTION READERS: Grinder$ will now be listed in the "Romance" category.

love conquers all ha ha ha

edit: here's that map
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Jean_Q_Citizen 1st Dec 2021, 11:02 PM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
This is SO not gonna end well... XD
lirvilas 1st Dec 2021, 11:12 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
after switching genres, I have already lost 200 subscribers on Tapas

just kidding, kidding

no way in hell would I ever post over there
Octopus Ink 1st Dec 2021, 11:38 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
You had me worried!
Andrew_C 3rd Dec 2021, 5:28 AM edit delete reply
Andrew_C
If you stuck in more lesbians it would probably do well under the romance and GL tags there.

ED Actually the idea of this becoming a Tapas Original gave me the giggles
Octopus Ink 1st Dec 2021, 11:38 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
I hear wedding bells!
... and several sirens!
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 10:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
those are civil defense sirens

in Zamunda

There are major criticisms to be made on several levels here...
Tsath 2nd Dec 2021, 12:05 AM edit delete reply
Tsath
Welp, looks like she's going to sell him a fark-ton more weapons.
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 9:56 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha Mbuni's not the only one who will be buying
KidCthulhu 2nd Dec 2021, 6:04 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
And class that's how a Midwestern redhead with daddy issues inadvertently started the Second Ostrich War.
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 9:57 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
WHOOPS

also, let's not blame Helen for Agamemnon's covetousness
sherbettcat 2nd Dec 2021, 7:39 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
This is gonna go south, or her name isn't Donna Panks!
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 9:55 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
there are three webcomics on two continents affected by this page, so yes this is a problem
StLOrca 2nd Dec 2021, 8:23 AM edit delete reply
StLOrca
Donna of Troy: The Face That Launched a Thousand Warheads
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 10:10 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
wrong body part lol

Truth be told (see: Playground) Mbuni was probably going to do this anyway. But! I am not a fan of two-dimensional villains. Mbuni's sin is pride, and pretty women or platinum mines he wants to believe that he can take whatever he wants. Also I think it's clear to anyone except Donna that she has a Type, and it's tall, dark, and vicious. The upcoming saga of Kogana is more tragic if it was great love that compelled the conflagration, not petty greed. Vol and Donna are a match made in hell.

Now for the counterattack by the forces of heaven...
sigpig 2nd Dec 2021, 9:47 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
To fuck a woman of Donna's age and appetites into slumber by a gentleman of the General's age quite probably would require "supplemental" assistance. The big question is, is it Viagra, Cialis, or (considering his history) ground-up rhinoceros horn?

Or is it his assistants assisting in the ASSistance?
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 9:56 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
sometimes a sleeping woman is just a sleeping woman

(that said, I like the rhinoceros horn idea)
Microraptor 2nd Dec 2021, 10:57 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Well, that would easily top any other gift Donna has ever received from a man...

(Jeez Mbuni, can't you just buy her a Lamborghini or something??)
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
typical European answer!

throw a flashy italian sports car at a girl

(I would hope it's obvious that Donna's a hardcore fan of Detroit Muscle)
NeilKapit 2nd Dec 2021, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
He’s definitely upped his simping game if he’s bringing war crimes into it
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 10:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Any dude who doesn't isn't trying hard enough lol

"simping"

one of the side benefits of this comic is that I get to keep up to date with modern vocabulary

edit: Also, that's a fair point. I'd like to think that Donna--a troubled but "good person" at least in her own mind--wouldn't deliberately enable massacres... something for me to think about.
Spelledeg 2nd Dec 2021, 4:48 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Asses start wars
lirvilas 2nd Dec 2021, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
lirvilas = untrustworthy narrator

I think you could make a strong argument that Mbuni was going to do this anyway. He's starting to feel the creep of time and he knows he doesn't have too much more time before he's too old/comfortable/broken to saddle up his ostrich again. Sure, Donna mighta reminded him of the lust of his younger years, but to blame the upcoming massive bloodletting on "that woman" is one hell of an excuse.

Stand by for that excuse.

JiggilyJoe 3rd Dec 2021, 5:30 PM edit delete reply
JiggilyJoe
Is that where the Omicron variant came from?
lirvilas 3rd Dec 2021, 6:01 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ha ha ha that’s a unique theory!!
BlueDragon 5th Apr 2022, 8:15 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Oh...oh dear.

...

I take it he won't be building the next Taj Mahal for her?

(ahem, unless things go REALLY downhill for her)
lirvilas 5th Apr 2022, 8:23 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
there's a strong argument that all this infatuation is just bullshit to justify what he was going to do anyway

but yeah, empires need emperors
BlueDragon 6th Apr 2022, 11:48 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Okay, that's a valid point. I didn't think of it from his perspective (isn't that everyone's fatal flaw). Yeah, sounds about right :/