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lirvilas 30th Dec 2021, 1:01 AM edit delete
lirvilas
almost zero chance of a page tomorrow, I appreciate your patience, I'll be off travel soon enough
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NeilKapit 30th Dec 2021, 1:09 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
Nice retort Donna but I think that’s a safety hazard to not have one
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"what started the fire?"
"the fire suppression system"


but in all seriousness Mrs. Schibel should just throw the breaker for the shack's power
sherbettcat 30th Dec 2021, 6:35 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
The fire department will send their horniest guys right over!
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:55 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
soooo like the dudes from those calendars?

because Mrs. Schibel would burn down the whole damn strip mall if they sent those guys
sherbettcat 31st Dec 2021, 6:04 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Yup! Those are the ones! Can't put out a fire worth a damn though.
jamie59 30th Dec 2021, 7:34 AM edit delete reply
jamie59
This is why Fucking the Safety Inspector doesn't save Money.
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
oh, the safety inspector was one of those guys?
Microraptor 30th Dec 2021, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
At least with the coffee shack you don't have to worry about emergency exits - just hop over the counter and out of the front window!
(Even "elderly" Mrs. Schibel seems still fit enough to do that.)
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:59 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
they should still have an emergency slide

image

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Thracecius 30th Dec 2021, 3:50 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
Donna sure is getting the short of the stick this morning! I hope this isn't karma for her lounging about in a deposed warlord's hotel room for a couple of months, but even if it is, well...crap, that sucks.

It's a good thing Donna is (relatively) healthy, otherwise her blood pressure probably would have killed her by now.

Happy New Year, lirvilas! Let's hope 2022 goes better than, well, ANY year for Donna. ;)
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:01 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
not gonna lie, I'm taking this comment and running with it straight to the bank

and yes, 2022 will be better (and worse) for Donna
jellyfishin 30th Dec 2021, 5:57 PM edit delete reply
jellyfishin
I'm surprised Donna hasn't considered selling Haute Coffee K-cups, coffee bags, and instant coffee at this point. I imagine there would be a lot of coffee-impatient people who would opt to buy some quick coffee if it had an image of a bikini-clad barista on it.
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
if I could get off my lazy butt to design some bags (like that Kogana Blend bag) that would be a great idea

I'm thinking "Sailor Jerry" style except more "Sailor Jeri" and coffee... "Hula Girl Coffee"

just spitballin'
Spelledeg 30th Dec 2021, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Damn it really was a fuse
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
in the most important contributor to the whole operation--the espresso machine
Spelledeg 1st Jan 2022, 7:23 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
😩 What a tragedy

Like...I'm glad boobs don't have fuses, but the poor espresso... Sigh.