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New Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 30th Dec 2021, 1:01 AM edit delete
almost zero chance of a page tomorrow, I appreciate your patience, I'll be off travel soon enough
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NeilKapit 30th Dec 2021, 1:09 AM edit delete reply
Nice retort Donna but I think that’s a safety hazard to not have one
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
"what started the fire?"
"the fire suppression system"

but in all seriousness Mrs. Schibel should just throw the breaker for the shack's power
sherbettcat 30th Dec 2021, 6:35 AM edit delete reply
The fire department will send their horniest guys right over!
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:55 PM edit delete reply
soooo like the dudes from those calendars?

because Mrs. Schibel would burn down the whole damn strip mall if they sent those guys
sherbettcat 31st Dec 2021, 6:04 PM edit delete reply
Yup! Those are the ones! Can't put out a fire worth a damn though.
jamie59 30th Dec 2021, 7:34 AM edit delete reply
This is why Fucking the Safety Inspector doesn't save Money.
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
oh, the safety inspector was one of those guys?
Microraptor 30th Dec 2021, 8:26 AM edit delete reply
At least with the coffee shack you don't have to worry about emergency exits - just hop over the counter and out of the front window!
(Even "elderly" Mrs. Schibel seems still fit enough to do that.)
lirvilas 31st Dec 2021, 2:59 PM edit delete reply
they should still have an emergency slide


Thracecius 30th Dec 2021, 3:50 PM edit delete reply
Donna sure is getting the short of the stick this morning! I hope this isn't karma for her lounging about in a deposed warlord's hotel room for a couple of months, but even if it is, well...crap, that sucks.

It's a good thing Donna is (relatively) healthy, otherwise her blood pressure probably would have killed her by now.

Happy New Year, lirvilas! Let's hope 2022 goes better than, well, ANY year for Donna. ;)
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:01 PM edit delete reply
not gonna lie, I'm taking this comment and running with it straight to the bank

and yes, 2022 will be better (and worse) for Donna
jellyfishin 30th Dec 2021, 5:57 PM edit delete reply
I'm surprised Donna hasn't considered selling Haute Coffee K-cups, coffee bags, and instant coffee at this point. I imagine there would be a lot of coffee-impatient people who would opt to buy some quick coffee if it had an image of a bikini-clad barista on it.
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:03 PM edit delete reply
if I could get off my lazy butt to design some bags (like that Kogana Blend bag) that would be a great idea

I'm thinking "Sailor Jerry" style except more "Sailor Jeri" and coffee... "Hula Girl Coffee"

just spitballin'
Spellodello 30th Dec 2021, 6:19 PM edit delete reply
Damn it really was a fuse
lirvilas 1st Jan 2022, 7:04 PM edit delete reply
in the most important contributor to the whole operation--the espresso machine
Spellodello 1st Jan 2022, 7:23 PM edit delete reply
😩 What a tragedy

Like...I'm glad boobs don't have fuses, but the poor espresso... Sigh.
Jazz Nevermore 13th Apr 2022, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
I love how spicy Donna is. She swears better than anyone I know.
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 3:19 PM edit delete reply
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