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lirvilas 8th Jan 2022, 10:30 PM edit delete
lirvilas
"...because, technically, it is."

edit: here's that can art
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SchipLover 8th Jan 2022, 10:34 PM edit delete reply
SchipLover
Reminds me of the old joke about the smart pills tasting like rabbit poop. "See! You're getting smarter already." Bet all of Donna's thoughts of caffeine are gone.
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:13 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
picks up can, chokes down another gulp

"I'll bet this is better when it's cold"
TheMario360 8th Jan 2022, 10:55 PM edit delete reply
TheMario360
Right on the money there, Donna XD
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:14 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
top flight marketing departments wake up in the morning for challenges like this
KidCthulhu 8th Jan 2022, 11:13 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
HP Lovedrafts! Man, that would make for one hell of a brewery!

IPA-Innsmouth Pale Ale!

The Dunwich Lager!

*Gah, why I can't I come up with more of these?!*

lirvilas 8th Jan 2022, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
The shadow out of time barley wine
KidCthulhu 8th Jan 2022, 11:43 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
The Porter Out Of Space
The Lurking Beer
The Brew That Came To Sarnath
The Hops In The Walls
sherbettcat 9th Jan 2022, 9:05 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
The Shuttered Bock.
sigpig 9th Jan 2022, 12:42 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
We had a club/bar in Ottawa named Zaphod Beeblebrox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox_(nightclub)
Yes, they had their take on ALL the drinks in the books.
It had live music (of almost every genre, but mostly "alternative", punk, metal, industrial, etc) about 5 days a week, and lasted for 18 years.
lirvilas 10th Jan 2022, 10:45 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
damn, that place sounds like my kinda place
jamie59 8th Jan 2022, 11:29 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
LOL! How would you know what Horse Piss tastes like, Donna?
lirvilas 8th Jan 2022, 11:30 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
^ my original punchline, and a fair question!
sigpig 9th Jan 2022, 12:44 PM edit delete reply
sigpig
Milwaukee's Best
Schlitz
Bud Light
Coor's Light
PBR

"Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?"
"They are both fucking close to water"...
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
image

ladies and gentlemen! let's hear it for our token Canadian beer snob!
Damoinion 9th Jan 2022, 1:46 AM edit delete reply
If they actually have that band in a can, I will take all you got!
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:22 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
*extensive use may result in heart murmurs, psychosis, and spontaneous combustion
sigpig 10th Jan 2022, 10:58 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
THAT'S what happened to every Spinal Tap drummer. They HAD to drink it in order to keep up with how hard the rest of the band played...
NeilKapit 9th Jan 2022, 2:24 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
It can also be sold as a COVID-19 “cure” for idiots!
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:19 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
it would probably work about as well as some of the trash that Rogen et al are pushing

because it's totally cool to get health advice from a comedian
Ariane Eldar 9th Jan 2022, 4:39 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffft, haven't you learned yet not to drink anything in Herberta West's laboratory?
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
It's OK

the doctor advised it

hahahahahahahahahaha
Ariane Eldar 9th Jan 2022, 4:34 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, in this case, even more reason not to drink it.

PS: Have a Fungi Pils instead.
Microraptor 9th Jan 2022, 7:20 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
The third panel needs some kind of power-up sound effect! :-D
(Like when a computer starts up - or that noise heard when the Gummi Bears from the Disney series drank their magic juice...)
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:18 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
does the blue screen of death come with a sound effect?
sherbettcat 9th Jan 2022, 9:04 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Don't worry Donna, its sterile! ...And there's a remote chance drinking it made you sterile.
lirvilas 9th Jan 2022, 3:17 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ooooh shot in the dark finds its mark

one of these years I might actually talk about Donna's "elective" choices
Jaycee Storm 13th Apr 2022, 10:13 PM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Wait, coffee enemas are actually a thing? Holy shit.....
BlueDragon 1st Jun 2022, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
That draft XD XD I LOVE the name!
lirvilas 1st Jun 2022, 11:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
ha ha ha thanks

I almost feel sorry about updating so damn fast that you have a giant backlog to plow through

*almost*
BlueDragon 2nd Jun 2022, 1:05 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Dude, don't worry about it! I really enjoy reading several pages at once. It helps with the continuity. Maybe I'm getting older, but I like remembering what's going on by reading consecutive pages XD

That and time constraints. You I am sure know how that goes.