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New Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 18th Jan 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
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jamie59 18th Jan 2022, 11:07 PM edit delete reply
A Quart! Never thought a Snatch would hold that much.
lirvilas 18th Jan 2022, 11:23 PM edit delete reply

it obviously didn’t
Octopus Ink 18th Jan 2022, 11:35 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Looks like the phone number to a topless bar!

Of course, the sad/bad/weird part is that there's already an established code for this particular brand of appliance abuse.
The sensors on that thing must be mighty precise!
Professional CSIs at least need a blacklight!

Still, after all this, Tyler's very VERY lucky to come out of all this with only the loss of a cup of coffee and a few fluid ounces of man-batter, when he should be arrested, sent to prison and forced to experience the other END of this scenario.
I doubt he'd be as stoic about being violated as Donna was/is.
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 9:10 PM edit delete reply
"we couldn't tell who was at fault, there was an excess of DNA"

Tyler's a grade A bastard and it's only a matter of time
Tsath 19th Jan 2022, 12:24 AM edit delete reply
Oddly appropriate error code
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 9:11 PM edit delete reply
...for grossly inappropriate behavior
Ariane Eldar 19th Jan 2022, 6:43 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Too-too bad this happened with Medusi instead. Tyler would have been petrified when he learned his mistake.
sigpig 19th Jan 2022, 8:11 AM edit delete reply
Pretty sure he was already hard as a rock...
Ariane Eldar 19th Jan 2022, 9:16 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
But he would never go limpy-limp again.
lirvilas 21st Jan 2022, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Don't volunteer anyone

Tyler will certainly get a chance for a few more literal fuck ups
Microraptor 19th Jan 2022, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
Tyler is very lucky that this machine can only give out abstract error codes, instead of being able to deliver verbal testimony of all the sick shit it must have witnessed over the years - though in this case, Donna would be in trouble too!
lirvilas 21st Jan 2022, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
I think that if the feds ever raided Maerc Marsec Aegis-Anvil Flats whatever this place is called

they'd have a field day looking at the multifunction devices' hard drives
JiggilyJoe 19th Jan 2022, 4:29 PM edit delete reply
Heh Heh.... BOOBIES
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 10:47 AM edit delete reply
Someone finally says it!
nunya 20th Jan 2022, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
OK, I'm stuck in a lower gear today. A quart low of what?
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 11:32 AM edit delete reply
Just like many of us, Donna’s metaphors trend automotive… and it looks like Tyler got an “oil change”
SchipLover 20th Jan 2022, 3:11 PM edit delete reply
More like "Error 531B00B".
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 9:06 PM edit delete reply
eh, font choices...
Spellodello 20th Jan 2022, 7:29 PM edit delete reply
"Fucking copier tech"
lirvilas 20th Jan 2022, 9:08 PM edit delete reply
if I were a betting man

I'd bet at some point that also happened