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lirvilas 2nd Feb 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
I'll bet your bean is organic, Karen

the new shop is (almost) online, might need some additional staff

thanks for the votes, I probably need to give Karen Schibel some time in there, she's been surprisingly enduring for a total throwaway character
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The Letter M 3rd Feb 2022, 4:50 AM edit delete reply
The Letter M
I love the lirvilas universe, where everyone has a couple of side hustles, and they mostly involve nudity and making gigantic weapons deals. It makes me imagine what every clerk in every office is up to.
sigpig 3rd Feb 2022, 11:47 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Watch "Office Space" and your questions will be answered.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Space
lirvilas 4th Feb 2022, 11:37 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Not pictured: several thousand MARSEC employees clocking into jobs they hate, making products that are decidedly bad for humanity, all to pay for shit they don’t need to impress families of convenience

I only cover the happy stuff! Everything else is too fucking depressing!
KidCthulhu 3rd Feb 2022, 6:13 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Don't you just love it when throwaway characters blossom?
lirvilas 3rd Feb 2022, 11:32 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Reduce Reuse Recycle
Spelledeg 3rd Feb 2022, 7:24 AM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Inside of shop tour when??

Nah, but seriously this is a nice upgrade for them and it's fun to see a 2-bit character grow more into her own.
lirvilas 3rd Feb 2022, 7:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
tour as soon as I build the recurring backgrounds

I'll probably kill Mrs. Schibel with COVID for the hell of it
Microraptor 4th Feb 2022, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Oh my God...

What if...

...Mrs. Schibel dies...

...and gets replaced by Dr. Morag's clone...

...and nobody ever notices!?!?!?
lirvilas 4th Feb 2022, 11:34 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Ugh, I’m sorry I even joked about it, that’s in poor taste even for me

Also, I presume that Dr. Morag’s “clone” will be uh fresher than the current version of Karen Schibel

I say again, there will be no clones! Except for maybe one, and that’s a couple years off…
Microraptor 3rd Feb 2022, 11:44 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
See, Tarik? No need to worry about being drenched in it, it's all organic!
However, you know what's 100 % organic too? Snake venom.

Also, I have to concur regarding the blossoming of what are initially just bit characters!
*cough* Bettina Timmy *cough*

And speaking of: I guess the need for additional staff will be where a certain harpy will come into play?
lirvilas 3rd Feb 2022, 7:38 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Bettina Timmy never was a bit character and you know this

we wrote a 300 chapter webcomic about her in high school, and no we're not editing it down

it's very personal nobody understands
nunya 4th Feb 2022, 8:25 AM edit delete reply
Come on. Ms. Schibel is the cartoon equivalent of every young man's "Stacey's Mom" - big braless boobs, does anal, some grey hair, a pleasant personality, oh, and did I mention she does anal?
Thracecius 4th Feb 2022, 6:30 PM edit delete reply
Thracecius
I have to admit, Mrs. Schibel is an entertaining character and attractive on her own merits, but that being said, she'd probably scare the hell outta me if I ever met her in person. Well, come to think of it, anyone from the cast of this comic would probably do that, some more than others. Still, in the lirverse, you could certainly do a whole lot worse than an accidental pyro with a penchant for suggesting uniforms that get you in legal troubles.

TL;DR I don't want a guest appearance ever, for any reason. :D