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lirvilas 4th Feb 2022, 9:32 PM edit delete
lirvilas
he cut the wrong wood

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KidCthulhu 4th Feb 2022, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
Keep your eyes on your work. Save the leering for your union-mandated breaks ^_~
lirvilas 5th Feb 2022, 11:49 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
^THIS is why we have unions
BlueDragon 2nd Jun 2022, 11:20 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Yes!
sherbettcat 4th Feb 2022, 10:33 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Haha! That now dickless guy should have watched "Shake Hands with Danger!"
lirvilas 5th Feb 2022, 11:49 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
that title alone cracks me up
KidCthulhu 5th Feb 2022, 3:29 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
*insert iconic Shake Hands With Danger repetitive acoustic guitar riff here*
lirvilas 6th Feb 2022, 1:05 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
for all the rest of y'all here's the link
Jay042 4th Feb 2022, 11:14 PM edit delete reply
Jay042
And here's the guy that runs the office down at the end.

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There's always a lot of ex-airmen mustering out of the Air Force from the Anvil Flats base, especially the less than honorable discharges. Deke Wilson is there to offer these losers men in need of a fresh start the opportunity to use their military honed skills for some real money.

Okay, most of these guys are barely qualified to fire a rifle, and got thrown out of the military for good reason. But hey, it's always better for the morale of the client's loyal units to know they have meat shields in front of them.

lirvilas 5th Feb 2022, 9:23 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
another Tuesday in Anvil Flats:

"man the Air Force fucking sucks, they keep sending me to Kyrgyzstan, I'm GTFO"
/proceeds to sign up with Darkpool and get shipped straight back to Kyrgyzstan


Love the high speed picture--thanks a ton!
Microraptor 5th Feb 2022, 7:36 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Jesus!
Karen should be thankful that she already has established a good relationship to the insurance guy!
lirvilas 5th Feb 2022, 11:51 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
eh, I'm just glad this dude isn't a Doyle

...

Doyles only die in the service of villians/supervillians
Octopus Ink 5th Feb 2022, 8:57 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
Dude!
Sweet mature ass or not, that was just STUPID!
Sawhorses! Tables! Orange Crates!
Everyone knows that you rest the wood on something shelf-like before you start sawing!

(Let the innuendoes fly!)
lirvilas 5th Feb 2022, 9:26 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
yeah I'm looking at the stock photo I used for that dude and I'm like, that's not even safe to *pretend* to do

like I don't know shit about power tools but I know that circular saws can fuck a man up

(also, bruuuuutal double entendre)
Faiya 6th Feb 2022, 9:59 AM edit delete reply
I physically cannot grow my hair out past my shoulders- it splits something awful- but I'll do my dammedist so I have an excuse to go to Manos: Hands of Plait.
lirvilas 6th Feb 2022, 1:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
glad to hear struggling local businesses are finding their customers

possibly the most ridiculous throwaway business name I've ever generated
KidCthulhu 6th Feb 2022, 1:49 PM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
How did I miss the Manos reference in the first panel?!
DT_Colaptes 6th Feb 2022, 10:25 PM edit delete reply
DT_Colaptes
Manos! As comicfury's resident El Pasoan, I appreciate the shoutout!
NeilKapit 7th Feb 2022, 6:47 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
I like the splatter effect in the background of the last panel
BlueDragon 1st Jun 2022, 10:44 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
You know, I'm sorry for the guy hurting himself...but for FUCKS SAKE WHAT IS HE DOING WITHOUT A SAW HORSE, EYE PROTECTION, GLOVES, OR ANYTHING!
lirvilas 1st Jun 2022, 11:11 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
you are not the first person to refer me to that song!

I'm glad my friends aren't idiots