I think Safety videos send the wrong message to people: "Watching other people fuck their own shit up is hilarious!" rather than "Be careful doing the thing!"
Is he gaining length, losing length, or staying the same after Dr. Ashton fixes things? If he's gained after the first reattachment, I think it would qualify as a "perverse" incentive to do it the second time.
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
Of coarse after amputating his little head twice how safe is his big head?
if you use a cup of milk to store a tooth that gets knocked loose
then in what liquid are you supposed to store a detached penis?
...I was just informed by the guitar riff guy to go hell.
On the other hand though, perhaps she gives the guy a titanium-reinforced cyborg penis, so that this doesn't happen a third time...
but
reattaching missing uh limbs might factor into a very big plot point this year that Dr. Ashton will have a hand in
if chopping that kinda stuff off is "emasculating"
does this make Dr. Ashton a "mascular surgeon"?
Damn but it gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about what he did to himself...twice!
for the very obvious reason
hahahahahaha
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For your listening and viewing pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Aaaaaaaaaa. Side note, very accurate hairnets.
and yes, I know I'm missing the surgical masks