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lirvilas 8th Mar 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
at least stoves are specifically designed to burn shit, unlike espresso machines
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jamie59 8th Mar 2022, 10:12 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Karen move your hands then there'll be at least 2 Sunny Side Up.
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
over easy on the eyes
Mrremoraman 9th Mar 2022, 5:34 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
You turn your back for 1 nanosecond

That's how you screw'em up
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
it's taken me years to get my method down right (cast iron and a glass lid) and even so I still jack 'em up every tenth time or so
KidCthulhu 9th Mar 2022, 6:01 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
*sad trombone noise*
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
they should make fire extinguishers make that noise, tbh
sherbettcat 9th Mar 2022, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
"Fuck yo eggs!!" - Rick James, probably.
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
"breakfast is a helluva drug" -unattributed
Bullwinkle 9th Mar 2022, 6:51 AM edit delete reply
For her next trick she will burn water!
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:07 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
eh, they have a percolator for that

but yes, cooking actual food is 100000% more difficult than whatever it is they do at the coffee shack
Microraptor 9th Mar 2022, 11:16 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Bwahahaha!!

Turns out Donna and Karen are both from the Homer Simpson School of Food Preparation!

image
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:07 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
lol that's the perfect gif
qka 9th Mar 2022, 3:07 PM edit delete reply
I'm a member of fire department - I cannot begin to tell you how many burnt food calls we've made to the local college dorms.
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:08 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
man

that's demotivating... but it's got to be better than car accidents or "missed my insulin"
Ariane Eldar 9th Mar 2022, 3:17 PM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
See, it is damn-damn difficult. Now I feel less bad after my egg-accident. Maybe you should ask Ethel.
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
like I said, the parallels are uncanny

and yes, let's not spoil anything...
JiggilyJoe 9th Mar 2022, 3:34 PM edit delete reply
JiggilyJoe
Somebody feeding the chickens gunpowder?
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
does saltpeter count?
jellyfishin 9th Mar 2022, 7:14 PM edit delete reply
jellyfishin
I had a poached egg explode on me once; it's surprisingly easy for eggs to become a chemical hazard while cooking them.
lirvilas 9th Mar 2022, 10:11 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
whaaaaaaaaaaaat

thanks for the link, that's good stuff

(I need to get smart on household chemistry in a hurry... I have my reasons)
Octopus Ink 9th Mar 2022, 10:17 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
1) The new Haute Coffee site serves eggs?!
2) you'd be surprised how many 'easy' foods you can fuck up - said the guy who once burnet Campbell's canned soup.
3) WHY is Karen nekkid at the job site? WHY?!!
Spelledeg 11th Mar 2022, 2:18 PM edit delete reply
Spelledeg
Eggs on a steel pan or an unseasoned cooktop are the WORST and absolutely do that. A good nonstick griddletop might save them some more burned eggs and bacon lol. Burning protein smells the worst.

Also cooking that with no chest protection ouch, gonna get some burnification going on in titty land.

Also Lirv what does the interior look like I need to know for reasons