"But then he whips out his...portfolio...and I get turned on again!"
"He may be a complete asshole, but he's absolutely fucking AMAZING in bed!"
"By the way, if you DO sleep with him, may I test-drive your baby daddy at the same time? We have lots of beds..."
(I hope I’m joking)
Wait, am I writing a horror comic?!Y... yay...?
Except waaaay more grotesque!
"He may be a complete asshole, but he's absolutely fucking AMAZING in bed!"
"By the way, if you DO sleep with him, may I test-drive your baby daddy at the same time? We have lots of beds..."