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lirvilas 26th Mar 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
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Octopus Ink 26th Mar 2022, 11:12 PM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
I've got a lot of aloe vera, but I think that particular burn is too severe!
lirvilas 27th Mar 2022, 10:38 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Yeah my eventual entry into “webcomic merch” will probably be a lotion

(I hope I’m joking)
Mrremoraman 27th Mar 2022, 5:44 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Humor is just existential horror with a smiley face mask
lirvilas 27th Mar 2022, 10:38 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Unfortunately true

Wait, am I writing a horror comic?!
Microraptor 27th Mar 2022, 7:55 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Bonding over having something in common!

Y... yay...?
lirvilas 27th Mar 2022, 10:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Like you and me talking about archery!

Except waaaay more grotesque!
SchipLover 27th Mar 2022, 9:40 AM edit delete reply
SchipLover
A Trophy wife is usually there for the money. (Playing the Trump card).
lirvilas 27th Mar 2022, 10:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
So what’s the Trophy mistress for?
SchipLover 28th Mar 2022, 8:37 AM edit delete reply
SchipLover
Easy, variety for him and money for her. Money makes more than the world go round.
sigpig 27th Mar 2022, 11:03 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
"But then he whips out his...portfolio...and I get turned on again!"
"He may be a complete asshole, but he's absolutely fucking AMAZING in bed!"
"By the way, if you DO sleep with him, may I test-drive your baby daddy at the same time? We have lots of beds..."
lirvilas 27th Mar 2022, 10:40 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Little of Option B, little of Option C
Centcomm 11th Apr 2022, 1:10 PM edit delete reply
Centcomm
heheh ok thats funny
BlueDragon 1st Jun 2022, 11:44 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Oh thank you Jen! I was worried XD Someone in this story has got to tow the line!