Star Wars has certainly done something interesting with the separation of "Canon" and "Legends" to explain what the hell has happened now that Disney is sucking on that teat
But they need to do right by that and have a third category for the prequel trilogy and the rise of skywalker debacle: "Bullshit"
Oh Donna, you just became the victim of plain old racism.
You see, one of the many unfortunate side effects of Putin unleashing war upon Ukraine is an increased discrimination of people of Russian desc- oh wait no, the bartender means Zombie!Maerc. Never mind then.
You can thank early and youthful exposure to Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky and Vasily Grossman for the overrepresentation of Russians throughout the Lirverse. Such a harsh land, such beautiful people. Russians are perhaps the most fascinating people on Earth... it causes me physical pain to see them thrown away like chaff in Putin's mad adventure.
Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!
Edit: very weird, but that fourth lyric happened to mention baseball, well AFTER I had drawn Maerc. Very very weird
if only I had anything to say via my rapidly expanding collection of model spaceships... and men
Except, which one is R2D2, and which one is C-3PO?
Will an Imperial patrol become aware of their handiwork (Jen's BF)?
Who
squirtsshoots first -HanDonna orGreedoDeke?"Is that a lightsabre in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Is Don Panks actually Jabba?
Does that make Gus Palpatine, or "merely" Vader?
But they need to do right by that and have a third category for the prequel trilogy and the rise of skywalker debacle: "Bullshit"
You see, one of the many unfortunate side effects of Putin unleashing war upon Ukraine is an increased discrimination of people of Russian desc- oh wait no, the bartender means Zombie!Maerc. Never mind then.