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New Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 28th Mar 2022, 10:21 PM edit delete
man I don't know what's got me so toxic on Cubbies fans

personal trauma at their hands that's what

but seriously, friends don't let friends root for the Cubs, it's a documented mental illness

edit: there's a new voting incentive
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Jean_Q_Citizen 28th Mar 2022, 10:55 PM edit delete reply
See, the Cubs shirt is how you KNOW he's evil. Very sporting of him to advertise.
lirvilas 30th Mar 2022, 10:53 PM edit delete reply
both Cubs fans in my life are no longer in my life

man, someone's got an axe to grind
Mrremoraman 29th Mar 2022, 5:45 AM edit delete reply
I dunno. Sports draws attention.
lirvilas 30th Mar 2022, 10:54 PM edit delete reply
typically a trivial kind of attention, unless you're mixing it up with hooligans
KidCthulhu 29th Mar 2022, 6:07 AM edit delete reply
Interesting deflection...
lirvilas 30th Mar 2022, 10:55 PM edit delete reply
eh, we'll get back to the gross stuff quickly enough
Microraptor 29th Mar 2022, 12:36 PM edit delete reply
A clone...

"I say again, there will be no clones! Except for maybe one, and that’s a couple years off…"
lirvilas, February 4th, 2022

JiggilyJoe 29th Mar 2022, 7:23 PM edit delete reply
Well played Sir. Well played.
Stilldown 30th Mar 2022, 2:36 AM edit delete reply
Unless it is not a clone but the "repaired" original and there's a even more fiendish plot behind. "They can't blame me for my dead "brother's" crime hahahahaha..."
Microraptor 30th Mar 2022, 12:51 PM edit delete reply
Upon thinking about it a bit more:
The way I understood it so far is that there's indeed only Maerc's penis in his grave, right?
Which means, even if Maggie did dig up that old noodle (Yeah, straight up grave robbery - I totally can imagine her actually doing that!), it would be necessary to clone the rest of the body nevertheless...
Stilldown 30th Mar 2022, 3:05 PM edit delete reply
Unless he wasn't in the grave because he was still alive a bit and hiding (or being hidden) somewhere...
lirvilas 30th Mar 2022, 10:52 PM edit delete reply
@Microraptor: how dare you hold me to my word