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lirvilas 12th Apr 2022, 10:13 PM edit delete
lirvilas
in which we jump the proverbial shark

not sure if Mr. Gretch is being sarcastic
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NeilKapit 13th Apr 2022, 12:48 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
I suppose it was only a matter of time before he got his tendrils into a mom and pop business with shady dealings
lirvilas 13th Apr 2022, 3:27 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
those oligarchs probably don’t know half the mattresses they’ve got money stashed under
Ariane Eldar 13th Apr 2022, 2:47 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Vladek Skalpelski will buy your shares, Donna Darling, if I ask him to do so. He's not connected to the war anyhow as far as I know.
Mrremoraman 13th Apr 2022, 3:17 PM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Vlad running the coffee shop sounds oddly appropriate, now that I think about it.
lirvilas 13th Apr 2022, 3:27 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Drop me a link, that’s as sane an answer as I could expect

Also, it’s Mr. Gretch selling his portion of the franchise, not Donna
sherbettcat 13th Apr 2022, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Well, shit!
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 8:11 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
eh, either they'll figure it out or they'll generate creative works of epic emotion and excessive size

I'm guessing it won't be the former
Microraptor 13th Apr 2022, 7:29 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Ah right, this guy was Russian...

So it seems Jay did deliver a suggestion after all?
Or is that just coincidence?

And Drake is dabbling in here too! When it comes to cooperating with dictators, he never had qualms after all...
lirvilas 13th Apr 2022, 3:28 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Drake will factor into this mess, unfortunately
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 8:04 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
(edited the organizational structure in the page above to factor in your suggestion! also it makes a degree of sense--both companies are in the quick serve business)
Microraptor 15th Apr 2022, 8:04 AM edit delete reply
Microraptor
BTW, speaking of suggestions and the whole Russia-situation:

Maybe Eric, Duval & Co know about this eccentric chick who engages the Russians in battle with a friggin' sword...?
sigpig 13th Apr 2022, 11:56 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
If the Ukrainians ever get to the levels of revenge Mossad reserves for ANYBODY involved in the Holocaust (because everyone in those countries had a "choice" to participate, of course), the amount of bloodshed around the world will make "Carrie" look tame...
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 8:05 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
scratch one guided missile cruiser

(damn, bro)
sigpig 15th Apr 2022, 9:37 AM edit delete reply
sigpig
Did it sink while being towed by a Ukrainian tractor?
Mrremoraman 13th Apr 2022, 3:16 PM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
In the words of M. Night:

WHAT A TWIST!
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 8:06 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
because you can't say "Donna" without saying "Drama"
Jaycee Storm 13th Apr 2022, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Aargh, even the fucking coffeeshop is infected with Putin-itis. What a shame indeed.
lirvilas 14th Apr 2022, 8:09 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Hmmm, let's take a look:

-questionable cash flow?
-poor climate control?
-endless reserves of energy that spurs industry?
-psychotic leader with delusions of grandeur making constant threats of violent reprisal?


dude, Haute Coffee is Russia
BlueDragon 2nd Jun 2022, 12:01 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
Wh....whaaaaaat!?

...

...

What!?
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2022, 2:15 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I swear to god I’m coming back to this in a future comic

But yes, if Haute Coffee seems a little skeezy and evil, it’s because it is a subsidiary of skeezy and evil.
BlueDragon 2nd Jun 2022, 5:45 PM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
The coffee thickens...

Um...

That is not clever and I won't pretend it is. I'll show myself out.