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lirvilas 17th May 2022, 10:01 PM edit delete
there's a well known warning about that place but it doesn't have a whole lot to say about drinking

also the vote incentive's been updated, I've got much more messed up stuff out there but I just like this one too much to wait


Thank you Argyle for the awesome art!

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NeilKapit 17th May 2022, 10:28 PM edit delete reply
Guess Chris doesn’t see everything coming, least of all Will Smith’s hand
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 10:18 AM edit delete reply
The phrase “Black Swan” takes a new meaning
Octopus Ink 18th May 2022, 12:34 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
"I won't reach drinking age for years!"
Ha! That was my next question!
Of course, the very fact that she got IN here, muchless to the champagne room, tells you how shit the security is here!
Somebody's obviously not afraid of losing their liquor license, so the question becomes who's got tongue-prints on their genitalia by way of keeping the place out of hot water with the liquor board?
And the health department?
And the child welfare department?
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 10:32 AM edit delete reply
To answer your speculation, this guy is one of the Anvil Flats good old boys in good standing. A real philanthropist when it comes to any sort of relief society or “Friends of the X” organization.

“Keeping the airmen happy and the local girls employed.”
Mrremoraman 18th May 2022, 5:08 AM edit delete reply
DAMN Naomi's built. Did Donna's dad get her a birthday present or something?

Also: how did she get in? Is this place so shitty, they don't even card?
SchipLover 18th May 2022, 9:11 AM edit delete reply
Probably told the bouncer , "I'm the new girl."

Bouncer: "Whatever..."
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 10:16 AM edit delete reply
Ding ding ding Schip’s got it

These sorta places will scrutinize the hell out of your ID, manner of dress, and credit limit… but only if you’ve got a Y chromosome
sigpig 18th May 2022, 10:19 AM edit delete reply
Incorrect. The bouncer would have demanded $50, and direct her to the DJ, who would also demand $50, then the manager, who would demand $200. Then the OTHER bouncer at the door to the CR would demand $50 per shift. Finally, the "true" VIP bouncer would demand $200 and a BJ.

"The Sopranos" taught me all of that... lol
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
@sig: He says from the outskirts of Montreal lol

That smacks of reality, like hell you “learned that from TV”

This is why I make these real time, we’ll see if we can’t fix this gross inequity
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 10:17 AM edit delete reply
And to answer @Mrremoraman: why yes, someone got some work done
Jazz Nevermore 18th May 2022, 12:01 PM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
If she won't reach drinking age for years, then she should most definitely NOT be back there.
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 12:27 PM edit delete reply
I’ll bring it up in the next page, but Jo is 19. There are some places that are “18 and up” so this isn’t as totally skeezy as it looks. Yes it is.
nunya 18th May 2022, 12:02 PM edit delete reply
Reminds me of a strip club I went to in ** right after the age requirement for ordering a beer went from 18 to 21. Their master plan for working around this was to give wrist bands to everyone too young to drink. I was already 21 and in grad school so it didn't matter to me. An acquaintance of mine was not so fortunate. We were informed by the bouncer that if my buddy was seen with a bottle in hand we were getting tossed and barred from re-entry for a year. He grumbled the whole evening and didn't seem to enjoy all the Naomi clones with plastic ta-tas near as much as he had the week before. I think the real downer for him was not being able to buy watered down drinks for the dancers or take one that, if memory serves, looked a lot more like Joanne, back to the private room. [She had a reputation for being really friendly when you took her back to the private lounge, if you know what I mean, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.]
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 12:37 PM edit delete reply
-That’s such a dog-and-pony show, the buying of drinks for exotic dancers. Literally throwing money around makes more sense.

-Been to a few concerts that are “all ages” but with alcohol where 21+ gets its own little corral to slam beers. I dunno. I used to think the drinking age should be 18, but now that I’m old and humorless, I’m not so sure. Teenagers can be fucking idiots, I should know, I was one.

-Sex workers have a lot running against them… I hope your crew treated ‘em righteously.

Man, look at me run my mouth
Microraptor 18th May 2022, 2:06 PM edit delete reply
Ah yes, another quirk of the US: The drinking age being way after the voting age, driving age... Gun owning age?
lirvilas 18th May 2022, 2:09 PM edit delete reply
You can own semiautomatic NATO-caliber rifles in your teens here.

Because that makes sense.