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New Infinite Scroll Mode Grinder$ coffee mugs and more!

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lirvilas 2nd May 2020, 2:01 PM edit delete
a stripper's gotta do what a stripper's gotta do


On a slightly less skeezy classier note, here's PLAYGROUND, my collaboration with Microraptor! (He does most of the heavy lifting.)
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Mrremoraman 2nd May 2020, 2:41 PM edit delete reply
.........camming, or with someone else?

Or...with Donna?
jamie59 2nd May 2020, 3:40 PM edit delete reply
Drink plenty of fluids & use lots of lube.
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 4:14 PM edit delete reply
"that... does not count as a 'fluid'"
Microraptor 2nd May 2020, 5:47 PM edit delete reply
Different people with different jobs --> different definitions of "home office"...
sigpig 3rd May 2020, 4:07 PM edit delete reply
Different interpretations of "essential services"...
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 4:13 PM edit delete reply
@MR: yeah, I think you predicted this a while ago

@Sig: so why is the internet breaking? Oh, that's right, we just removed the last obstacle preventing employees from overtly and blatantly streaming porn while on the job. Shit, the HR department will probably be required to offer fresh pornography as an incentive for future talent acquisitions... for those high end jobs that come back.
sigpig 3rd May 2020, 4:10 PM edit delete reply
Lirv, for...research purposes...I perused a certain, previously mentioned, webcam-streaming site. There is, indeed, a...content creator...who has shockingly red hair, wears bright green lipstick, and might even have a tongue ring. Rule 34 still stands...
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 4:17 PM edit delete reply
PM me the link

for you know

research purposes


(but seriously, if that's the case I should start claiming that I've got a live action version of this already made... who's got two thumbs and just won webcomics? this asshole)
sigpig 3rd May 2020, 4:25 PM edit delete reply
MikeLinPA 14th May 2020, 2:09 PM edit delete reply
I like this girl. Good work ethic!
lirvilas 14th May 2020, 9:54 PM edit delete reply
I mean, the name of the comic is "Grinder$"

BlueDragon 20th May 2020, 3:42 PM edit delete reply
Just curious, have you ever read the book Snuff?

It's...gleefully sarcastic (well, Palahniuk is a synonym for cynical sarcastic asshole, and I love it. The people starting fight clubs MISSED THE POINT.) It's a little...gross in some of its scenes, but I feel Naomi would fit right in with the text XD
lirvilas 20th May 2020, 4:07 PM edit delete reply
a relative of mine really disparaged Palahniuk's other works, and I was therefore disinclined to read

and now, years later, I have no god damn time
BlueDragon 22nd May 2020, 6:20 PM edit delete reply
I'll say he's not for everyone. Especially if you either 1) take him seriously (as in "OMG! He's so offensive and icky.") or 2) take him seriously (as in "hells yeah masculinity for life, BRO!")

Most liberals don't like him because they miss the satire (that's coming from someone pretty damn far left,) and most conservatives don't get he's making fun them, too, not writing manifestos.

I think Lullaby was my favorite outside of Fight Club. I avoid Haunted, because of a pool scene a friend read to me that I will never get out of my head (I still give her a hard time about the horrors I feel when I think of D:)

I don't know your reading tastes, and if it's not up your alley life's too short to spend on things you don't enjoy :3 He's definitely an acquired taste.
lirvilas 22nd May 2020, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
Ha ha ha! Careful, you’re running up on a data chasers size comment!

I reckon my situation won’t last forever, and I’ll be reading again in ~5 years.
BlueDragon 23rd May 2020, 12:29 PM edit delete reply
XD What can I say? I get passionate about reading (I miss having the time to do it, too :*( )
Jazz Nevermore 6th Jun 2022, 1:15 AM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
Naomi needs to get her damn priorities straight!

You can watch porn LATER, honey. Right now you can't even afford to FUCKING EAT.