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lirvilas 30th May 2022, 11:01 PM edit delete
lirvilas
damn dude looks like Milton's up to it again

in case you needed a good reason to avoid allowing me anywhere near your webcomic's canon joining a psycho sex cult

in case you were wondering, here's where these guys came from

TL;DR: be careful which greek organization you pledge
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jamie59 30th May 2022, 11:27 PM edit delete reply
jamie59
Think she's worried about being called Octopus Butt Slut.
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:40 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
A valid concern, and not just in this fictional comic!
Jaycee Storm 31st May 2022, 2:08 AM edit delete reply
Jaycee Storm
Woah. Hope somebody stops the Psycho Sex Illuminati quickly before they get too powerful.
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I wrote a comic about that once!

I guess the cure didn’t take?
Ariane Eldar 31st May 2022, 2:43 AM edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pfffft, whiny-whiny flokatiheads can't even do a proper ritual. Paradise's lost, Milton darling, hire a pro instead.
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:39 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
The “pros” have a little more on the line when it comes to Starry Wisdom’s degradations… don’t walk into a job they’ll carry you out of… in multiple plastic bags.
Octopus Ink 31st May 2022, 3:17 AM edit delete reply
Octopus Ink
What?
Why's everyone giving me that look?
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:33 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
O_o
KidCthulhu 31st May 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete reply
KidCthulhu
So Starry Wisdom finally rears its ugly three-lobed-eyed head?
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:32 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Cults aren’t truly scary unless they’ve got deep pockets and vast influence.

And this one also has the ability to allegedly bring its adherents back from the dead.

Prof has truly created a memorable hive of villainy.
jawbone 3rd Jun 2022, 8:57 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
Whadaya? Talkin about the Moonies?
sherbettcat 31st May 2022, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
Professor Farnsworth voice: Now, now! I'm sure everyone will get their turn!
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:28 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Lotta great comments on this page but this one is the winner

Makes me crack up every time I hear it in my head lol
sherbettcat 31st May 2022, 5:12 PM edit delete reply
sherbettcat
The crazy thing, its not hard to imagine that being real Futurama dialog.
MikeLinPA 31st May 2022, 8:13 AM edit delete reply
Some people pay extra for that!
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:41 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
And some people pay to avoid that!
MikeLinPA 1st Jun 2022, 9:42 AM edit delete reply
Yeah, but they're no fun...
lirvilas 1st Jun 2022, 10:36 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Sushi is an acquired taste
jawbone 3rd Jun 2022, 9:00 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
Oi! I can get fresh hon wasabi root where I live to go with the fresh maguro and hamachi and prep it all myself. Mmmmm.
lirvilas 3rd Jun 2022, 9:37 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Lucky!

they don't even know what an "ocean" is where I'm livin'
jawbone 4th Jun 2022, 12:04 PM edit delete reply
jawbone
I can see the Pacific from my kitchen window, and the farm that grows the wasabi is only a few miles south of me. A major fishery has wholesale docks within the city limits in one of the few natural protected deep water seaports on the Pacific Coast of North America, and I don't mean Puget Sound.
Microraptor 31st May 2022, 12:21 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
The other kind of Squid Game.

We should probably be grateful that Ratel recruited Medea before Lena had any opportunity to do so...
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:28 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
That’s fucked up

This is one of those pages that sprung from my mind pretty much already written. I… have a complicated relationship with my mind.
Jay042 31st May 2022, 2:21 PM edit delete reply
Jay042
So we started with the shenanigans at a bikini barista shack and now we're at the Elder Gods gathering with tentacle sex.

God I love comics.
lirvilas 31st May 2022, 4:26 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
IN MY DEFENSE this was not the first incident of tentacle sex

Stay in school, kids
Jay042 1st Jun 2022, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
Jay042
Now I'm imagining Lena Santorini and CarolAnne getting catty with each other over their place in the church. Lena of course throwing the octo butt sex at her.
lirvilas 1st Jun 2022, 10:38 AM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Pot and kettle!

Lena willingly took a bath in the still warm bodily fluids of an animal!
BlueDragon 2nd Jun 2022, 12:59 AM edit delete reply
BlueDragon
You know, tentacle porn and all, this page is fucking phenomenal! I LOVE rainbow colors. It's just really, really well designed! I love it when things go outside the box XD Makes it stand out that much more.

Poor Carrie Anne D: Something's wrong with whoever came up with these rituals. Deeply wrong. Almost like it was just an excuse to be dirty or something.
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2022, 3:03 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
Grandmaster Milton Chapel from Autumn Bay was all like “Tyler! That’s not even part of the ritual!”

Yeah I don’t get very inventive with my pages anymore (I’ve sacrificed that for speeeeeed) but gutter effects are an easy indulgence
Mrremoraman 2nd Jun 2022, 4:51 AM edit delete reply
Mrremoraman
Lovecraftian deities need love too!
lirvilas 2nd Jun 2022, 3:00 PM edit delete reply
lirvilas
I wonder if the other elder gods are all like “that’s super disgusting and wrong bro”, kinda like how civilized people frown on abuse of animals
Centcomm 2nd Jun 2022, 6:01 PM edit delete reply
Centcomm
Ah yes.. the important parts :D