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lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 4:01 PM edit delete
You're not really close until you share sex toys, amirite?


Also see my crossover: PLAYGROUND
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Microraptor 3rd May 2020, 4:26 PM edit delete reply
"You got me into this mess" - WTF Naomi, Donna didn't bring the virus to Anvil Flats!
Two possible interpretations how Naomi could actually mean that statement:
1) She considers Donna to be unreasonably stingy for not helping her out financially.
2) She blames Donna for luring her towards this whole stripper career path in the first place!
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 4:38 PM edit delete reply
re: Door #2

Naomi's being irresponsible, that's the long and short of it... but your guess is disturbingly close to what happened in their common past.

All will be revealed in due time.
Mrremoraman 3rd May 2020, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
Naomi is kind of a butt. Donna has NOTHING TO DO with her spending habits.

Bluetooth enabled. Just remember: somebody went to engineering school and learned differential equation just to design a vibrating dong.
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 7:14 PM edit delete reply
Sooooo you’d rather they spent their cumulative skills designing better ways to kill other humans?

Whoa, dark
jamie59 3rd May 2020, 7:33 PM edit delete reply
Well (I guess) at least she didn't grab the Butt Plug.
lirvilas 3rd May 2020, 7:45 PM edit delete reply
that one's wifi ready
sigpig 4th May 2020, 7:19 AM edit delete reply
Is it Alexa, Google, or Siri compatible? Because that determines the path of exploit...
lirvilas 4th May 2020, 8:07 PM edit delete reply

ain't it funny how all them voice recognition softwares come with women's names?

of course, imagine the alternative:

"Get me off, Chad. Get me off."
dellcartoons 4th May 2020, 8:25 AM edit delete reply
Naomi's last line...

Comedy Gold
lirvilas 4th May 2020, 11:41 AM edit delete reply
“There’s an app for that
NeilKapit 5th May 2020, 1:35 AM edit delete reply
This isn’t social distancing, I don’t think
lirvilas 5th May 2020, 7:59 AM edit delete reply
it isn't?!


that unfortunately explains a lot
sigpig 5th May 2020, 4:56 PM edit delete reply
Well, COVID-19 IS spread by droplets, so...Naomi is going to be a Typhoid Mary?
lirvilas 5th May 2020, 5:36 PM edit delete reply
Man, maybe my sense of humor is too dry.
LOTHAR 5th May 2020, 9:00 PM edit delete reply
We both featured dildos today.. what are the chances? Pretty high, i suppose.

lirvilas 5th May 2020, 9:32 PM edit delete reply
dude, that green thing isn't a sex toy, it's a goddamn appliance
BlueDragon 15th Jun 2020, 8:23 PM edit delete reply
I mean, she can have whatever in her own home o_O If she's still working, she can do what she wants on her down time.

I don't think sharing dildos is a good idea o_O I mean, I guess it can be sterilized, but...yeah no. NO! XD
lirvilas 15th Jun 2020, 8:40 PM edit delete reply
we're not talking toothbrushes!

Seabiscuit 6th Apr 2021, 4:12 PM edit delete reply
Lmao, these two crack me up.
Jazz Nevermore 6th Jun 2022, 1:16 AM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
Who the hell invented a Bluetooth enabled fuck-toy?