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lirvilas 15th Jun 2022, 9:01 PM edit delete
when you need a whore... call a whore

depending on whether my college homework's done tomorrow, we might get to the end of this damned chapter. next chapter ("Help Wanted" sorry Spellz lol) will feature a plethora of cameos as Haute Coffee attempts to aggressively expand their reach and must hire new talent. I'm sure that will go well.

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Jay042 15th Jun 2022, 9:09 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, this was the way things were going to pan out with this blessed union.
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:47 PM edit delete reply
I find your lack of faith-

ha ha ha I can't even type out that old saw
KidCthulhu 15th Jun 2022, 9:10 PM edit delete reply
This will all end in tears arson.

*gets popcorn*
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:48 PM edit delete reply
"train wreck" is the wrong metaphor, too explode-y and fast

this is more like "mine cave in": suffocating and awful and slow
Spellodello 15th Jun 2022, 9:14 PM edit delete reply
Oh no a danger plot. I love some good conniving of characters.

Naomi why you gotta be this way

And oh shit I need to have a particular character fill out one of those applications of yours, shit. Last week was so long.
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:49 PM edit delete reply
this is the part where I hand everybody a knife and turn out the lights

the application form is here
Jazz Nevermore 16th Jun 2022, 11:24 AM edit delete reply
Jazz Nevermore
Geez, her services incude ARSON as well?

Anything to make a quick buck, eh?
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:50 PM edit delete reply
so that's what the kids are calling it these days

guess that explains that burning sensation ew gross
sigpig 16th Jun 2022, 11:35 AM edit delete reply
About what I expected.

Does this mean you're becoming...
...predictable? lol
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
I will totally subcontract writing duties for this debacle to you

I'll pay you with a share of the future profits when this thing gets optioned by Netflix, cross my fingers and hope to die

TL;DR: if you can't already see who Donna ends up married to I'd be genuinely surprised. They have lots of babies, everybody is happy, there is no pain. Roll credits
Microraptor 16th Jun 2022, 12:23 PM edit delete reply
- Jen's and Naomi's relationship is still a little bit strained, right?
(One day you'll have to tell us what exactly caused their strife! It has something to do with Jane, doesn't it?)

- Looking forward to the Help Wanted chapter!!
(BTW, I did dare to outright take the title of Spelledeg's comic as a page title!)

- Is Crystal Lotus a sub-brand of Trickster, or a rival company?
lirvilas 16th Jun 2022, 10:55 PM edit delete reply
-Oh, it's simple: Once upon a time Jane and Naomi competed to be Donna's BFF. Jane went and disappeared, and Naomi thought she was #1. Nope! Here's Jane's kid sister! You can see how that might generate a little resentment.

-I'll probably have a few not-so-veiled jabs at Spelledeg's work here and there, we're pretty much writing the same story wow that's a stretch

-Crystal Lotus is "an activewear line based in sunny Portland, Oregon", which is pretty much hipster code for "we make underwear for strippers" Blue don't kill me please
Stever 17th Jun 2022, 8:49 AM edit delete reply
Uh oh, looks like someone's listening.

Better get the lighter and gasoline ready.
BlueDragon 9th Nov 2022, 11:38 PM edit delete reply
This doesn't bode well...